A kaleidoscopic mess

The article contains stroposcopy,
which can lead to epileptic seizures.
So please don't stare at the background for so long!

   
Congratulations, you found your way to this page! - Oh man, it's so hard to write something terribly nonsensical. Well then - This article was created as part of a stroke of genius by Hanhula as an opposition challenge to the annual World Anvil Awards and immediately inspired me to a whole world. Since I can imagine that you won't be reading this article anyway, I won't bother harassing my pen and hoping for a few failed writer's pours. So you can completely ignore the following text or try to follow the short story. However, I assume no liability for possible eye cancer damage.


 
Once upon a time - are you serious? A fairy tale? Can't think of anything better? - Brain, shut up! I'm in writing mode operandi!
On a trip by Blue Fairy 74 via Midjourney
Travel into hell circles by Blue Fairy 74 via Midjourney
OK, one more time:

Adreamy bear named Windelpup once lived in a mental institution for cartoon characters. Her best friends were a hyperactive Misses Porky, a depressed ogre, and a Tweet who thought he was a cat. One day, after taking their daily kaleidoscopic dose of magic mushrooms, this funny-looking group discovered a strange-looking key. Since they couldn't do anything with the key, Windelpup put the key in her honey pot. But the sugar in the honey reacted with the key and the pot grew bigger and bigger until Windelpup could no longer hold it and it fell to the ground. A viscous mass of neon colors oozed out of the pot and spread across the floor. The four friends were afraid of being touched by the crowd and fled further and further to the edge of the room. But the pot didn't stop swelling. At first the mass reached the ogre's large feet until he suddenly fell into them. Now the three remaining were even more afraid, but they too were caught by the crowd and pulled in. ...
Ok, parallels to living childhood heroes are purely coincidental. Of course I don't want to destroy your memories, so I'll leave the rest to your imagination. And if you have any ideas about how the story continues, be sure to tell me some of your most absurd ideas in the comments.

Cover image: by Blue Fairy 74 via Midjourney

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Apr 26, 2024 15:06

Too late, got eye cancer damage.

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Apr 26, 2024 15:13

I'm sooooooooo sorry, to hear that. But unfortunately I cannot pay compensation.

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Apr 26, 2024 15:09 by Mochi

when you rub your eyes for long enough

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Apr 26, 2024 15:18

Better not, it could start moving too

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Aug 15, 2025 09:48

Winny the Pooh goes insane!
My own Sanity lies down in vain.
But no one's there to take the blame,
for when honey poured down like rain!
— Me, Myself and I... and the other guy!

Einfach nur der Wahnsinn ^^

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Aug 15, 2025 14:12

Das sich immer noch jemand hierher verirrt ;).

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