A Royal Historian's Notes

Where did this letter come from?

Court Historian often write private notes to themselves during events before compiling the Court Histories. This is order to compile a clear and thorough record of their time as Court Historian and life under the Emperor. After the compilment, these should be burnt or elsewise destoted. But Tanazlon Kavíshmóm Toshñan's history has not yet been written, so his notes remain in tact this large scroll was snuck from his chambers and arrived in the lap of Bisafdjra antiquitarian. No one but Kavíshmóm Toshñan should ever see those words, so it is private curiousity for this antiquitarian. However, he knows a man from the Uganë Empire who is an extremly curious man regarding the Asfye, having lived alongside them in Luze's cheap accomidations. That man is Oskeru Froya, former Luze Mercury reporter, and currently in Bisafdjra for reasons he doesn't even know.

The Letter

Throughout the Gesel Ovaghe, the Imperial Family, as their duty as custodians of the Őlóv Daghlóv, put on many events for their court. The royal Gekhshína is open to the nobility during Holy Week to pray at all hours with several religious clerics, monks, and priests on hand for assistance.   Prior to Holy Week, the nobility of all sizes came to gather at Seghréfer Jerathshín, outside the capital Bisafdjra. From the knights who serve lords to men such as Lord Yereth Hezan, the Empress’ beloved brother. Also, with them came various retainers and hangers-on, who have been given lodgings thanks to the immense efforts of the Asafa’s stewards.  

Day 1

With the dawn, much of the Imperial court gathered in the Imperial Gekhshína for Prayer followed by a reading of the holy texts by High Priest Ganzhétav Raghazíg Athemshanmé. Then, breakfasts were served to the various noble groups of foreign fruits provided by the Mekhama as gifts to the Asafa’s bride, the most blessed Empress Ñóra. Of course, knowing her temperament, Ñóra complained it did harm to her stomach. The morning was a quiet one, but filled with merriment, as the court exchanged gifts. Most notable gifts included a saffron brocade for the young princess Ñajéra from her father and the skin of a Chershe elk from the Dokhnen clan to the Asafa. Each of the Empress’ close ladies, 13 high ladies, received a sapphire pendant shaped into the moon as reward for their service. For the particularly dour sort, there was a study of religious texts in the grand library besides the Imperial Gekhshína. Though, it is reported that there was an impassioned debate upon Purity Law between the two chief religious scholars employed by the Asafa, Ésepafnos Gózén Sópanma and Írjole Ranézon Őran. Prayers of course interspersed this, though many were taken privately in witness to the nobleman’s priests.   Then, before afternoon Prayer, the court assembled for a small meal of various meat and the first olives. Then, the court assembled on various pleasure barges to hawk at Anoshpakméto. Evening-fall came there at Anoshpakméto, so evening prayers were taken less lavishly in the Gekhshína lead by the blind Priest before returning to Seghréfer Jerathshín. A 15-course meal was prepared for the high court, as would be the same for the rest of the week. Sofénóv sekhévé soup was served much to the delight of the Imperial Children.  

Day 2

The Asafa himself rose before dawn to give offerings to the Gevushra, a lavish offering of saffron to Zhéthkan, the Gevushra associated with worries and melancholic spirits. Then came morning prayers. It was slightly subdued, especially from the Shashílñé clan and their associates. Strange considering their usual temperament, though the reason is uncertain. A lavish breakfast was undertaken before the many tests of prowess of the day. These events brought forward due to the Empress’ reservations. She is known not to be fond of the horse racing and archery, and the other feats of prowess the men partake in. The winner of the archery competition Samkír Amolshém Pomgham, a man in service to the Bízarfez, was favoured by the Lady Fóreña Bízarfez - the grandniece of the current head of the clan. His new shield is 3 arrows facing downward, and the name Poshva is now his own. The winner of the horse-riding was Shóthéro Dokha Kílshíl, the youngest son of a military man, who won the race at last moment. He was granted 4 villages in the north alongside his shield, a black fish, and the name Ferñev. The court poet is said to be working on a verse for this young man.   Each of them was rewarded with an olive crown and a golden coin by the Emperor before the court after afternoon Prayer before the court broke off into smaller groups for feasting. Each winner was invited to dine with the Imperial Family and their worthies, much to the delight of young Shóthéro Ferñev. The young nobility, including the Asafa’s oldest boy, played mock battles and trials, including the favourite of the young Busher Oremő – the Battle of Kowñajlóv, where Good King Éfonvos slew his rivals, Bazvan and Shílíl. His brothers, Rogshug and Kósaror Esafkhóm, played the two adversaries while their oldest sister, Oleni played Gasñéraz.   The evening’s festivities were vibrant come sundown. 100 Candles were lit in the Gekhshína during Prayer by 100 court ladies for the most holy Shémakós' 100 promised brides. Then came another grand meal from the royal kitchens which was well enjoyed after a day of prowess. Then came the Nósakhé dance, Gíshpí, in the torch-lit Imperial Gardens. Many of the Court’s finest young beauties dances that night, including the Lady Fóreña Bízarfez who danced with her favoured champion. However, in some bizarre circumstance, Lady Ozíñay Shashílñé, considered the court’s greatest dancer, did not dance – citing some illness and retiring early to bed.  

Day 3

On the 3rd Holy Day, there was no dip in celebration, even if rumour that Lady Ozíñay Shashílñé was harbouring a child put a damper on the mood. Prayer today started with silence before the lighting of further candles, a reading from Gevushra Kana, and a great song of the blessings God gave us and our ancestors. A breakfast, heavy in rosemary and rye, thus followed before the court presented more gifts to the Asafa and his Imperial Family. These offerings included textiles and great vintages and foreign delicacies. Of course, the Asafa, in all his glory, refused them. He ordered them blessed and distributed to the poor and needy. Once disposing of these gifts, the Emperor took his posse to the Hall of Ancestors beneath the palace, making his offerings of incense, olives, and blessed water to the Asafas, Gevushra and prophets who came before him. The chatter from his companions is hushed – his majesty was deeply pained and his spirits were dampened even more than usual for his melancholic temperament. The Empress’ celebrations were livelier with much dancing and songs from some of the greatest Asfye bards that God has given the people.   A grand banquet of ancient, rare recipes followed afternoon Prayer. The Imperial couple seemed unhappy at each other’s presence for reasons I cannot deduce. His majesty hardly touched his food, as is usual, and seemed disinterested despite the entertainment of bards and storytellers who’d catered their tales to what previous interested the Blood of the Prophet. The Imperial Couple retreated to the Grand Gekhshina. For this afternoon, the holy place was shut to anyone but the Clerics and the few in the royal family’s circle. According to Írjole Ranézon Őran, they prayed for her highest’s declining health, but I am prone to disbelief due to the source; Őran is full of shit.   Nonetheless, the court returned for another grand feast after their large evening Prayer, including many dishes of lilies and oranges. There were some elaborate fashions on display, especially from the young women in attendance who tried to match the ñazh Ñajéra’s saffron brocade. Then, dancers of The Royal Dance House, under the strong tutelage and guidance of Lady Zónama Azvakhvo Gonsan performed The Dance of the Sun, a favourite of Ñóra’s and a known crowd-pleaser. It is a whirling array of skirts and athleticism. 3 of the young women, known to be Nómñana Gísgén Efór, Góra Bar Demathshan and Loñéraz Nósúv Konez received bouquets from the Empress herself of carnations and white lilies. Then, the evening became various events of joy, with myrtlewine and grapewine all about the Imperial Court.

Who Are the Royal Family?

Asafa Paghi̋r XV Esafkhóm
The 423rd Asafa, the 15th of his name belonging to the Esafkhóm dynasty. Prone to melancholy, the Emperor is often construed as weak, especially due to the power his wife's clan has over him.
Zhísha Ñóra
His wife of the Hezan. They have enjoyed a happy if not fraught marriage throughout the years thanks to their very different tempraments. She is a loud and combative sort, unable to hide her displeasure and having no need to while he is more quiet, pious sort. There have been several clashes between the couple, some more concerning than others but they seem to reconcile, much to the delight of the dynasty. In the 20 or so years of their marriage, the royal couple has borne 8 children, 4 boys and 4 girls.
Ñazh Oleni
The eldest daughter of the Imperial Couple, known for her grace and fondness for dancing. She is now wed to Atheman Zhévror, further head of the Zhévror. She looks the most like her father, even if she is not the prettiest princess to have lived and died: short and wide shouldered with little in the way of curves. She has her mother's thick black hair however, which almost could be sable.
Ñazh Ñajéra
A girl of 16. She inherited her grandmother's green eyes which has made her increasingly an attractive bride. She is a very quiet woman, inheriting some of her father's melancholic ways, and also rather ill. However, she is a competent dancer, having danced the Gishpi for the first time this year, and equipped in the noble arts.
Busher Oremő
A wild and somewhat brash boy of 13 and 1/2 years. Born on the winter solstice, which some say is an unlucky sign for an heir apparent. He inherited the Hezan look, taller than his father with aquiline nose and thick, curly dark hair. He is beginning to take on the responsibility of royal duties, edging out his uncles and older cousins, though still enjoys to play at battles with his younger brothers.
Busher Rogshug
11 years of age and very pale even for the Esafkhóm look with straight brown hair. He is gentle young boy, often resolving conflict between his two brothers or twin sisters. The high priest reckons him destined for the priesthood, though his father wishes to have him in more earthly matters so he may assist his impulsive older brother.
Busher Kósaror
The splitting image of his mother, he unfortunately inherited her ficklness and impulsivity, often to more violent ends than his older brother or mother. Unless the tutors can somehow beat it out of him before his adulthood, the crown will most likely pass over him. For now, he enjoys playfighting with his older brothers and annoying Oleni and her new husband immensly due to the man's mild manner.
Ñaza Kólavéñe and Popagha
A set of twin girls borne by the Empress, around 5 or 6 years of age. They are often kept away from court due to their youth, often in the care of maids and monks. However, they joined their parents at Seghréfer for the festivities, often wrangled by the Empress' attedents. They have the same look as their oldest brother and a mischevous temprament. Some rumour they are not the Emperor's but a product of incest. That is nonsense but it is a convincing argument when you watch the Empress and her brother.
Busher Zéthkos
The youngest son, barely a year old. He was a difficult birth, leaving both him and his mother weak for many months. He is rumoured to be the couple's final child due to this suffering. His mother, Ñóra, keeps him incredibly near

Day 4

The morning prayer was uneventful for the 4th Holy Day, however the reading struck as a pointed, cruel jape at Lady Ozíñay Shashílñé and her clan. More candles were lit before the court gathered to consecrate a new olive tree in the sacred grove, planted by the Blood of the Prophet. Then, there was further prayer and merriment within the clans.   Come Afternoon, there was further prayer, before the afternoon meal of roasted fish, lentil stews and flatbreads. Today’s entertainment was poetry, mainly verses on unity and shared joy despite the flaring nostrils of the Shashílñé. Yereth Hezan tried to temper the clansmen to little success on behalf of the equally enflamed Ñóra. The came another true and just tradition for the Blood of the Prophet. 77 men were pardoned of their crimes by the Asafa, and a lamb was slaughtered in their place. These men shall rise to the light of God and have a new life before them. This afternoon was a time of quiet contemplation for all in their clans and groups, with many studying the religious cannon or in the Gekhshina once more.   Before evening prayer, the court gathered to dance the Ñoghorama bonó, including the Asafa himself. He is known to be fond of the Ribbon Dance. Lady Ozíñay Shashílñé was still absent as well as many of her companions. Ñazh Oleni danced near to Atheman Zhévror, the heir to the Zhévror. Then, upon sundown evening prayer commenced with songs and homilies performed by the high priests. After that affair, the grand feast was a clear display of the realm’s bounty featuring dishes such as honey-glazed duck, stuffed zucchinis, and grape tarts. After that, the courtiers indulged in dance and even more alcohol than night’s previous, dancing to questionable extents. The horse victor Shóthéro Ferñev has revealed his other talents – a great, athletic dancer – much to the delight of the court women. The She-wolf of Agpashín, Lady Fyetshé Olémzazhó, reckons that Ferñev could have his pick of any young court woman and she – and their fathers – would accept any wedding contract. Unfortunately, many other noblemen didn’t have such fortune while dancing, with Onror Hezan, one of the Empress’ many uncles and now past his prime, falling while trying to demonstrate the Shésbonó. Sometimes I wish the royal Afő would select verses on humility and folly to prevent such embarrassments seen before human eyes. During the dancing, a group of the oldest men retired to study the Shíñórfé Kána and argue even further. This included the Shashílñé worthies who were no longer in the mood for celebration.  

Day 5

After morning prayers, the Royal Dance School led a Bonmél performance for their graduations. This was well attended and generally well regarded by the court. The graduation bouquets were given by the Ñazh Oleni to the young women made of lilies, lavenders, and orange blossoms as per ever. Several of the dancers were invited to the Great Banquet on solstice night at the behest of Lady Zónama Azvachvo Gonsan, including the 3 women awarded flowers from the Empress the other night. That was the only event of the morning with the courtiers splitting off into their own camps, including a study of literature and a poetry reading for the Empress and her ladies, joined also by the Asafa’s children. It was a necessary peace in between all the merrymaking. Many of the lower ladies took to the bathhouses as the high folk were elsewhere busy.   Thus commenced the afternoon prayers, the most normal affair that could have been performed even on the Gesel Ovaghe. The high priest, Ganzhétav Raghazíg Athemshanmé, read from the Gakóghe Sho as expected on Holy Week. Much to my dismay of course; I've never been fond of the verses. It will go unmarked in the court histories, that’s certain. The Gekhshína was the children’s until suppertime – with the religious scholars and monks telling the great tales we all love to hear. They inspire such valour and bravery in the young, even in somewhat easy peacetime. Then the adults returned for prayer and candle lighting at evenfall. During the children’s entertainment, the court was scattered across many activities from further tests of prowess in the gardens, tennis and board games. Many of the women took to embroidery or other high arts while being entertained by the vast retinue of comics, musicians and bards. For the first year, the young Busher Oremő, like Oleni before him, accompanied his mother and father in the afternoons rather than the children as a soon-to-be man. He played valiantly in the games at hand, winning several games of tennis against his peers but graciously succeeded to the young Nóslóv Úzokha, who could potentially bear the weight of his namesake’s cognomen – The Great Bear – though he does not display the caution of the ancestor he was named for, only the man’s wrath.   Evening prayer came surprisingly quickly for an afternoon of lawn games and tests of wit. Today’s evening verses spoke of obedience to God, another probable insult to the Shashílñé, who have been bristling at the Emperor since their arrival at Seghréfer Jerathshín. After the usual speaking and faff, the Asafa poured olive oil from Khegshin's grove into the golden urn at the foot of the most holy Shémakós’ statue, praying for another bountiful harvest when the leaves fell from their trees. He invited many of the Shashílñé to sit upon the dais with his worthies, leaving the Emperor’s table with an uneasy undercurrent – the Empress and Lady Shashílñé have never been fond of one another even as girls, and this has carried onto their eldest sons. However, the dishes of saffron and all meats were a great success with the nobility throughout the hall, even if the Sofénóv sekhévé wasn’t as highly regarded as usual.  

Day 6

Morning prayer was led by the Asafa once again as blood of the prophet. He expressed great gratitude and hope for the new year, thanking God before the longest day and praying for many blessings granted to the Asfye people. Then, the Seghréfer Bathhouse became the centre of the court’s ritual ablution before the solstice – a full body wash in sweet herb-infused water. The men bathed first, then the women once they were finished, leaving in their highest finery, fully clean and gese before the new year. Afternoon prayer commenced soon after the women returned from the bathhouse, having took longer to also bathe the young children. The afternoon meal was extremely light for the Imperial court’s standard – vegetarian and of simple vegetables and pastries – but the Ñazh Ñajéra was grateful considering the royal physician’s orders for simple, light meals for her stomach problems. The She-wolf was also content for the first time in a lifetime; her age has made large meals a chore.   After the meal, the Asafa retreated to his gardens, only accompanied by the Ñaja Oleni & Ñajéra, the younger dancing the Nósakhé for the first time on the second night, and the elder currently engaged to Atheman Zhévror. Before this evening, that was rumour, though the engagement was confirmed before the court. The other children and their mother were left to lead the entertainment of the afternoon - great comedies played by court entertainers over the afternoon. Of course, comedies are an easy court-pleaser for all the children and adults, even if the bawdier jokes go over the children’s heads and the crowd become rowdy. The clerics were tutting, I heard. Small gifts were also passed through the crowd.   Evening prayer was long and drawn out, unfortunately for my liking. The 100 Names of God were read out alongside the 500 verses recited again quite drearily by the High Priest. If there is one flaw to that rare holy men who do not think himself better than laymen, the man cannot speak in anything but homilies. Dinner was when the Blood of the Prophet reunited. It was the happiest I’d seen the Emperor this week trading private jokes with his bride. His father’s decision to accept that marriage contract all those years ago bears great fruit, a lot sweeter than a foreign marriage would have borne for all parties. The children were alight with excitement, especially the younger ones, ready to see the blazing wheel alight. They were also permitted diluted wine which was another reason the young ones were probably buzzing with excitement. One does often get giddy the first time they get to taste wine. I remember I did once.   Outside in the hot evening, the high priest lit the 13 candles and praised the 13 virtues before the court. For the luck of the men who were to carry it, there was hardly anything more than a light breeze. This wheel was carried by our 2 victors this year, the selection chosen by the Asafa upon whim, which they did a gracious job of carrying the wheel about the circumference of Seghréfer Jerathshín, a difficult task I’d never ask for. Then came forward the women to blow out those candles including Lady Oleni for the first time.   Then came more dancing and more joy. The dancing tonight was mainly between the married couples of the court and a couple of the engaged pairings, including the now-announced Oleni and Atheman Zhévror. In a drunken state, the Asafa for the first time since his wedding, carried his bride from the affair up to their bedchamber.  

Solstice Day

On Solstice Day, the Asafa woke before the sun to conduct prayers alongside the high priests at sunrise. Many of the courtiers provided offerings to the Gevushra and the Ofe Kána's greatest kings.   The nobility received their gifts finally from the Emperor. There was a vast abundance and wealth – from exotic spices to fill the dreary, northern kitchens to an intricate Otlera tapestry from the Empress to her greatest rival. New clothes were given to many of the close companions of the royal couple, on top of her ladies’ previous gifts. As per ever came the usual gift to the little men at court 100s of Lévseva, including myself.   The afternoon was spent on the banks of the Lesheve. Like other events, the women had various entertainment and time to mingle in peace. The children enjoyed mock battle and all kinds of childhood games, enjoying their week of rest and relaxations away from the whip and cane of a tutor. Most of the courtiers followed the Asafa to hunt, taking prey from far away as there can be no blades on Holy Days. Several caskets of vintage wine were empty come evening-fall. The court witnessed sundown outside, praising God before their continued prayed when the sun went down in the Gekhshina. Several verses and hymns were sung loud as the day of the prophet’s birth. Candles filled the hall, luckily of better composition than the foul-smelling tallow, as one was lit by nearly every person, man, woman or child, in the hall. Then they traversed to the dining room underneath paintings and eyes of the Holy Men. Speeches thus came from the lips of the Emperor and his close companions, announcing decrees and praying for peace. Also, the royal engagement was spoken of loudly, much to the delight of Zhévror who now sat beside his soon-to-be bride. Each of the imperial family were dressed in saffron-coloured textiles and gold-embroidered brocades, with everyone else’s finery paling in comparison to the Blood of the Prophet.   Then came the 77 Course meal before the groggy return to beds and for some, the way home.  

The 77 Course Meal

 

Mezze

1. Caper, Olive and Anchovy Bruschetta on flatbreads 2. Lemon, Saffron humus with fresh Pita bread. 3. Grilled Sardines in olive oil, garlic and oregano 4. Broccoli and Goat’s cheese frittata 5. Mekathokón Cheese with Lavender and Chives 6. Smoked Herring pâté and dill on rye bread 7. Zucchini fritters paired with a mint and yogurt dip 8. Cow’s Cheese and spinach Bípwóra 9. Goat's cheese and asparagus tartlets 10. Fried Oysters with Lemon Aioli 11. Caper and Olive tapenade on thin bread 12. Asparagus wrapped in prosciutto ham 13. Poached shrimp in saffron and white wine sauce 14. Raw beef with beetroot and shaved fennel   SOUPS 15. Sofénóv sekhévé, as expected - Lentil, Tomato and spinach soup. 16. Cucumber and walnut Shorsekvé 17. Salmon and carrot stew 18. Creamy Asparagus Soup, served with almonds 19. Pumpkin and fish bisque   SALADS 20. Strawberry and green vegetable salad, topped with Mekathokón cheese and walnuts 21. Grilled peaches, cheese and Walnut salad with lavender dressing 22. Spinach and Walnut Salad with Raspberry Vinaigrette 23. Cucumber and Mint Salad with Yogurt Dressing 24. Egg, anchovy and green salad with mustard 25. Chicken, onion and Celery salad with garlic butter dressing 26. Watercress and strawberry salad with mint and lime vinaigrette.
27. Roasted beet and broccoli salad, served with croutons 28. Herring and Potato Salad   PASTRIES 29. Pumpkin Seed Crackers 30. Rye bread rolls with saffron, Oregano and sea salt 31. Focaccia with olive oil and tomato 32. Lavander and Honey loaf 33. Poppy and lemon Muffins 34. Stuffed Goats Cheese rolls 35. Wheat bread slices topped with tomato and olive oils 36. Garlic and Barley flatbreads   VEGETABLE DISHES 37. Cauliflower dumplings served with a salad of Asfye vegetables and Parmesan cheese topped with olive oil 38. Spinach and feta cheese pie. 39. Potato and zucchini casserole with cheese bechamel and tomato and lentil sauce 40. 3-Cheese Stuffed Pasta 41. Lemon and nut pasta 42. Cheese and pasta baked in marinara sauce. 43. Beef dripping fried potato patties, served with a salad of various vegetables. Served with a cheese and garlic dip as well as bread. 44. Roasted beetroot and turnip breads 45. Broccoli and Cauliflower Gratin 46. Couscous with tuna, avocado and lemon salad. 47. Baked Feta cheese with garlic-soaked kale and beans 48. Marinated White Bean and Tomato Salad   FISH 49. Baked clams with breadcrumbs, thyme, and goat cheese. 50. Oysters with shallot and basil butter. 51. Clam and Mussel Bake with Garlic and Wine
 
52. Baked Dijon Salmon with Lemon and Garlic   53. Catfish and nettle fritters with lemon aioli.     54. Shrimp, squid and mussel vermicelli   55. Sardines in Tomato and Herb Sauce   56. Roasted anchovies with fennel and caper sauce.   57. Shrimp Skewers with Mint and Lime  

MEAT

58. Beef and lentil kebabs with mint yogurt dip.   59. Goat curry with turmeric and coriander.   60. Goose confit with apple and fennel salad.   61. Grilled lamb chops with mint and rosemary glaze.   62. Pork Belly with Apple and Sage   63. Potato and rabbit pie   64. Roast Duck with Orange Glaze   65. Roasted quail stuffed with apricots and almonds.   66. Saffron-braised chicken thighs with zucchini and onions.   67. Slow-roasted pork with fennel and lavender.   68. Spit-roasted mutton leg with garlic and oregano rub.     DESSERTS   69. Fig and Almond Tart   70. Orange Blossom Honey Cake   71. Peach and Apricot flatcakes   72. Raspberry layered pastry filled with walnuts and honey   73. Blueberry and lavender tartlets with almond crust.   74. Apricot and honey pudding with chamomile cream.   75. Lemon panna cotta.   76. Black Cherry clafoutis with a hint of lavender.   77. Orange and saffron sponge cake.

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