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Sugar Bloat

Condition of Overconsumption

Fruit juice drips down the fingers of a Halfling caught in a stupor as he takes another bite, savoring the sweet burst of flavor as it touches his tongue. This is his third, maybe fourth, meal of the day, all ended with the tasty bite of fruit from the trees just outside his window. Another bite of the sweetness has his eyelids drooping, his breathing slowing as he sways and eventually topples over asleep on the floor. In a few hours, he will awake, the stickiness of the fruit dried down his arm, his face worn with the grain of the floor. For this Halfling, this is just another afternoon, a daily occurrence as he gorges himself on the fruit of the Little Greenwood.   The warm embrace of sleep caused by overconsumption of the sweet fruit of the Little Greenwood is something that afflicts more than Halflings. All can be caught in the condition known as Sugar Bloat, the sweet sleep that comes after overindulgence, not only in fruit but in most of the rich foods that flow from the people of the Little Greenwood. Any of the small folk are susceptible, Halflings the most, but even the Mauskin have been caught asleep in a flower, Greenwood Honey dripping from their whiskers after an afternoon snack.   Sugar Bloat is far from terminal or detrimental in any way. In fact, some search out the blissful sleep that the sugar brings them, the warmth a belly full of fruit gives. Others from outside the Little Greenwood joke that the Halflings are lazy, that this is just an excuse for a daily, uninterrupted nap in the middle of what most consider the workday. Those affected by Sugar Bloat wake up well-rested, and often with a craving for another piece of fruit.

Causes

This condition is often caused by the overconsumption of a very sugary food or beverage. It is most commonly seen in Halflings that inhabit the Little Greenwood, but others, such as Mauskin, are also affected to varying degrees. It is believed that Sugar Bloat only truly affects the little folk and only the foods that come from the Little Greenwood can induce the stupor and eventual sleep that is tied to this condition.

Prognosis

Sugar Bloat is a condition that slowly works itself out of the system. Once afflicted, the only way to "cure" oneself is to sleep off the sugar rush caused by the consumption of sugary foods. This sleep can last anywhere from one to four hours depending on how much was consumed, the size of the person, and a variety of other factors. There are no lasting effects from Sugar Bloat, although some say an episode of Sugar Bloat will increase one's craving for fruit from the Little Greenwood.
Origin
Natural
Affected Species

Cultural Reception

This condition is accepted as part of life in the Little Greenwood although outsiders are often confused by it. Some businesses in the forest schedule afternoon break times for those who are affected by Sugar Bloat after the lunch hour. Not all Halflings or residents of the Little Greenwood are affected by the condition so many just see it as a quirk of those that are and accept the issue for what it is.   Sugar Bloat is not harmful to others and is often seen as something to joke about. While the condition is caused by overconsumption, many joke that someone afflicted just enjoys their food so much that they require a nap afterward to regain the energy that went into enjoying the meal.


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Jul 7, 2025 13:48 by Keon Croucher

If only twere true in our reality that there were no other effects from over consuming sugar except napping it off. This is a fantastic and fun condition, and one I can certainly understand would have reasons some might seek it out!

Keon Croucher, Chronicler of the Age of Revitalization
Jul 9, 2025 21:16 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

This is cute. <3

Emy x
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