Heehaw was born as a runt and was quickly sold off from the farm on which he was born, but this is not something
Kamina talks about much. How the donkey ended up in
Kamina's possession is questionable at best and leaves a lot to the imagination, but it is known that
Kamina was not Heehaw's first owner. The two came together when Heehaw was roughly five years old, gaining a new name and an unconventional path to fame.
The unlikely duo traveled the
Human Empire,
Kamina teaching the donkey all sorts of tricks, including riding headlong into situations where neither of them had any right to be. Using a grappling hook, the two learned to make hairpin turns and move faster than the average donkey. It was a relationship built on trust and a whole lot of luck.
Soon, the idea of
Kamina's Food Cart was born, and the two continued their travels with a wagon in tow, stopping to feed the people wherever
Kamina thought he could make a quick buck. Some saw the cart as a scam and would run the duo out of town when the prices were posted. This did not deter them as they continued traveling, selling pastries when they could and helping others when the situation arose.
Kamina says he doesn't remember how they fell in with the group that would eventually save
Harkin from a
Goblin invasion, but he would remember that Heehaw was the reason they were successful. To anyone that would listen, he would tell the story of how, with a grappling hook, he turned the donkey at full speed, right before Heehaw dropped his head and barreled through a horde of
Goblins, trampling the
Hobgoblin leader in the process.
With this story echoing across
Harkin and in the minds of all the villagers,
Kamina and Heehaw chose to set up their shop permanently in the village, selling pastries by day and fending off any intruders at night. Heehaw has been given his own stable and all the hay and oats he can eat as the hero who saved
Harkin from a horrible demise.
You had me at that intro, this is hilarious and fantastic, the hero we both need AND deserve, I adore them. Well written!!!
The best part is that the intro actually happened in one of our campaigns. Kamina and Heehaw were very unforgettable PCs.
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