How Flour became the best Weapon against Beholder monsters
This is the one I was most afraid of other than visiting Menzoberranzan. Allow me to explain.
I will remind you here dear reader, that I am merely a rogue, raised on a pirate ship and barely used to being on land, much less under land. My name is Jinx. Jinx
The friends I have come to know over the months are reliable, mostly. We have had a lot of lively and sometimes wild adventures since we first escaped our chains and found ourselves in the Underdark. Being in such close proximity to people for months at a time, you get to know each other pretty well. My friends have discovered I am given to superstition. But I don't know a single pirate, I mean sailor, who isn't.
My friends laughed at me when I insisted on purchasing a 5 pound bag of flour. I tried to explain to them that when you're on the seas, there are times when invisible creatures might try to board your ship. The best way to make sure there's nothing there, is to throw flour around. If something invisible is there, you'll see them alright.
In case you don't remember, we had been tasked with finding bizarre ingredients for a great Drow Archmage whose name is Verzen Devir or something like that. If we could find all the ingredients, he said he would help us escape the Underdark forever.
Here is the list he gave us:
- The intact and unhatched egg of a purple worm, for channeling great physical power.
- The central eye of a beholder, to break down magical resistance and overcome magical forces.
- Six feathers from six different angels — the authority of the celestial realms and a force to enrage fiendish creatures.
- The heart of a goristro, to reach and influence the hearts of other demons.
- Thirteen timmasks, also known as “devil’s mushrooms,” sprouted from the footprint of a marilith, a balor, or a goristro — a lure to draw demons in.A few drops of blood or ichor from a demon lord, to connect with the demons the ritual will call. Gromph Baenre’s grimoires and notes on his ritual, to assist in better understanding the power that summoned the demon lords.
A Beholder is a terrible monster, one of the most feared in the world. It has a bunch of eyes on stalks on the top of its head. It can use its different eyes to kill unwary adventurers. Even a relatively inexperienced group of adventurers can kill one of these horrific creatures. First, don't look at any of its eyes. Second, always keep a 5 pound bag of flour in your pack.
When you become an adventurer, there is a firm ritual that takes place when you purchase your first pack of equipment. It's a solemn occasion but a glad one. Every adventurer needs rations, tinder, water, a bedroll and a variety of things depending on the location they plan to travel to. But every adventurer knows how important a 5 pound bag of flour is as part of their starting equipment. It's part of the ritual of starting your first journey.
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