Rellum Slahk
The God of Little Importance: Rellum Slahk
Divine Domains
Unimportant Things, disaster and calamity.
Divine Symbols & Sigils
A sickle.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
A fit younger adult male human, with dark hair and darker eyes. He wears blue jeans, a dark leather jacket and a shirt with odd runes on them (staring at them for a while and they will seem to spell the words "Ripley's believe it or not!" in the veiwers native language). He always seems to be looking off at something either in the distance or just over your shoulder.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Rellum Slahk is the self proclaimed God of Little Importance, and as such serves as the warden and collector of items he deems as having little current importance. He also seeks to warn and dissuade mortals from interacting with objects of power that could change status from Unimportant to Important, warnings that often fall on deaf ears leading to him being blamed for the disasters that then tend to follow.
Social
Family Ties
Supposedly has a brother, on another world in a different time.
Divine Classification
God
Alignment
Lawful Neutral
Species
Honorary & Occupational Titles
- God of Little Importance
- God of Spite
- God of Disaster and Calamity
Age
Unknown
Date of Birth
Unknown
Children
Quotes & Catchphrases
"I wouldn't touch that."
"You might want to just leave that there."
"I am Rellum Slahk, a being from another realm that choose godhood over death. I used to be a god of theives, but that grew old rather quick. Then I tried to be a god of the dead, but way to much responcibility with that one. So I decided to be the God of Little Importance. You know, its like being a god over sporks, swords stuck in stones, cellphones! Wait, still too soon for that one. Still I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
"Stop blaming me for your own bad life choices!"
"You might want to just leave that there."
"I am Rellum Slahk, a being from another realm that choose godhood over death. I used to be a god of theives, but that grew old rather quick. Then I tried to be a god of the dead, but way to much responcibility with that one. So I decided to be the God of Little Importance. You know, its like being a god over sporks, swords stuck in stones, cellphones! Wait, still too soon for that one. Still I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
"Stop blaming me for your own bad life choices!"
