Grilness Finest Beer
Also known as 'The Coaldust'.
Grilness Beer is a hugely popular beverage among the Hill and Mountain Dwarves of Hiraeth. The enterprise was launched by the enterprising Grilrim, who founded a now famous brewery.
It is generally considered good form for the discerning dwarven gentleman to begin an evening of moderate debauchery with a quiet pint of Grilness followed swiftly by fifteen loud ones!
Once it begins to approach midnight, Grilrim's Glorious Grog Inc suggests moving on to Grilmace in order to enhance the beer goggle effect and improve your luck with those fine dwarven ladies.
[Insert fine print here about Grilrim not being responsible for unwanted children or injuries made or suffered while intoxicated]
As the night starts to wind down and the glow worms light a brand new day, why not sit back and nurse your hangover with a lovely pint of Grilness.
Grilness - for the finer things.
Buy 15 boxes of Grilrim's special brew and get one block of Meurig's handmade, well punched dressage stone, ready for your ode to Moradin. Free of charge & p&p.
So why not paint the halls red with Grilrim's Grilness today!
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