Agent Clooney

Fortunately, M-Force arrived before Clooney, unconscious from blood loss, could be eaten by the wolves. He spent the next month building a safe room in preparation for his first transformation into a werewolf, but the transformation never came. After visiting numerous occultists, gurus, and even Scientologists, Clooney discovered that his non-lycanthropic state was due to an innate magic resistance that protected him from the disease.  

Shortly after solving his existential crisis, Clooney joined M-Force. When asked about his new line of work on a popular nightly entertainment show, Clooney (truthfully) told the interviewer that he'd asked everyone at the M-Force Academy to think of him has just "Agent Clooney," not a world-famous actor. The sound bite got replayed everywhere, and eventually became a running gag. When Clooney starred in M-Force: The Movie, he was billed simply as "and Agent Clooney as Himself."  

In the past few years, Agent Clooney has taken fewer and fewer acting and directing gigs in order to focus on protecting humanity from monsters. When the previous Agent In Charge of the Hollywood office retired, Clooney stepped up to take the job.