Alkaria Tech Rescue Squad
A BOIL WATER NOTICE is currently in effect for the following towns - ALKARIA TECH, BARNSBOUROUGH, CASCADE NORTH, CENTIA.
Due to a malfunction at CASCADE NORTH water treatment plant, FECAL MATTER has backed up into the potable water system.
Water utilized for COOKING/DRINKING should be boiled. Water used for showering, however, may remain unboiled - however, it is strongly recommended to ensure that no water contacts your mouth and any open wounds.
This notice is issued by the following agencies:
NORTH ALKARIA EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT
Welcome to the Alkaria Tech Rescue Squad!
IF YOU FEEL, WEAK, DIZZY, UNCOORDINATED OR TIRED, YOUR DRINK MAY HAVE BEEN SPIKED. CALL 1118 IMMEDIATELY.
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Who we are
ATRS is a fully volunteer, student-run organization that has operated 24/7/365 for a half-century. We pride ourselves on providing comprehensive, professional services to the Alkenia Tech community and the surrounding areas. Often juggling both EMS and college, ATRS students have summited to positions in the Federal Government, Emergency Management, and a slew of other organizations.
What we do
We are a 508(c)(3) non-profit organization. We are a volunteer EMS organization chartered in the late 1960s to provide comprehensive EMS service to Alkenia Tech, and we pride ourselves on being fully student-run. We specialize in Avalanche Control, Search and Rescue, Technical Rescue, Wilderness First Aid and Extrication and general Emergency Response. ATRS provides 24/7/365 support to Alkenia Tech, and provides standby service at every major event.
Member Testimonies
Revolutionary. I met my wife here, made lifelong friends, and learned new skills. I loved my time serving the community.
Fast Facts!
Did you know that ATRS is the 2nd oldest Collegiate EMS team in the nation, only beaten by UA Triple Cities FD?
ATRS has the only Collegiate UAS team in the nation!
We have three branches - UAS, SAR, and EMS! Every one of them are trained in industry standard certifications!
In total, we have saved over 30 lives using state of the art Defibrillators!
Our History
ATRS history is defined by the 2008 Gas Explosion in the Bob Jones Engineering Wing. The BJEW, at the time, was home to over 800 engineering students. The explosion, as it would simply be called, would be the first mass-casualty incident in the history of ATRS with over 150 injured and 31 dead. In that time, ATRS assets and members triaged over 75 people, with ATRS Student-Lieutenant Daniel Schiff taking overall incident control of the situation. ATRS, and her sister agencies in Cascade North Volunteer Rescue Squad provided comprehensive emergency medical care and emergency transport to over 100 people on that dark day, stabilizing hundreds. ATRS continues to train for similar mass-cas events to this day.
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Letter from the Chief:
Hey team,
1. No, ATRS is not a "drinking-squad with drones and ambulances". We never have been. We party hard - yes, but we party responsibly, often times with people 3 times our age.
2. Stop spiking drinks. I swear to Erskine, if I see another flaccid (in more ways than one) idiot being marched out of a mixer because they put a bunch of percs (that's not even the right drug, you loons) or if we need to cart out another girl from one of those mixers you host because, luckily, she had good friends that day, I will personally get the fire-marshal to bust every. single. one. of. your. parties.
It's not cool. We will get ATPD to arrest you and throw you in the slammer.
Also, like, half of you guys are engineers. You can't even party that well.
3. Can you goofballs stop going into hiking trails alone? It is literally 90 degrees outside. I have had to call in the Provinicial Guard and get heavylift helicopters to drag you idiots out of there. If it is literally called "Devils Clench" and if you are a rookie hiker and it is 90 degrees outside, DON'T GODDAMN GO THERE.
4. This is a message from our CNPD colleagues. They want you to stop getting drunk after every football game. I swear to god, we have had 80 different calls just about you idiots getting drunk and passing out. We and CNPD are done.
Next time expect cops at every bar. Congrats, you ruined it.
5. STOP. DRIVING. DRUNK.
Yes, those counters are up there for a reason.
Be responsible and think. We'll go there, we'll respond, but, holy hell, start thinking. We responded to a call where someone tazed themselves in the groin.
What the hell? We have a 5% acceptance rate. You're supposed to be the "best and brightest", so start acting like it. 
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