Croc Monsieur

See, nobody understands whatever it is that's turning perfectly ordinary food into disgusting monsters that want to eat every Florabeast they see. Honestly, that might be for the best, since this terrible creature defies all kinds of reasoning.

Imagine if someone made a huge ham sandwich, melted cheese all over the outside, then cut it into the shape of a crocodile. That's a Croc Monsieur, and no matter how delicious it smells, it's bad news. Despite being made of bread and sliced meat, its jaws still clamp down with enough force to break bone-branches. That stuff on the outside that looks like cheese is boiling hot, and will hurt anyone or anything that touches it. If there's anything good to be said about this monster, it's easy to outrun on land, and it can't go in the water at all without falling apart into a soggy, awful mess. That doesn't mean you shouldn't take it seriously, though. One wrong move and your Florabeast will be hammed and cheesed into compost.