Boulderblossom is a quaint little farming village at the base of the great river valley known as the Hinterlands, filled to the brim with simple folk leading simple lives. Foremost among the illustrious ranks of the Boulderblossonians is the grumbly dwarf veteran called Throm Stoneglare whose unnamed tavern is host to all sorts of vagabonds and debatably sentient refuse that seeks the wonders of the absence of civilization that the Hinterlands offers. Once you've sipped your ludicrously priced swill and perchance winkled a war story out of old Throm you can spend your time gaping and guffawing at the increasingly queer folk that waddle to their huts and hovels, gathering their quaint harvests or likely berating their family members for copulating with the local ladies of the night, known to us civilized folk as livestock.
Excerpt taken from "The Hinterlands: Navigating the Lawless Valley" by Guiseppe the Bard.
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