Donk Donk Donk

Summer 2021, Week 5

Friday evening

Holywell, Downtown

Storyteller

An import car pulls in front of a small corner business the engine running warm before Two of the Three criminals got out an air of unearned cocky confidence hidden behind their face masks. They wore clothing to hide themselves and their tattoo’s. Easy to grab hard to trace. Their boss gave them a simple job. Nothing too big. Break some windows make sure the message gets across. Digging into the trunk they pull out a pair of baseball bats.   “Easy work ‘eh Ryûji?” One commented with a shrug before the other slapped him on the back of the head.   “Idiot. Don’t say my name.” He groaned in response before they looked to the store in unison beginning to walk towards it. Winding up to shatter the windows before the driver perks up.   “Oi Baka wa isoi de!”  

Unbreakable

On his usual patrol route was walking on a roof taking a small break from flying around like a madman to just enjoy his ability to walk before he hears the bickering and gives a deep sigh. God that hurts my fucking knees. “Alright time to land and do my usual threats. It’ll be funny to hear their shitty excuses.”   There was a chuckle to his voice before taking off into the air a cracking sound from the absence of air behind him before he landed in front of them superhero style. “I’m gonna give y’all the benefit of the doubt and say you just came back from the ball game. So how ‘bout you put the bats away and leave.” A threat as he stood up to his full height from a superhero landing. Those three inch platforms certainly helped his fear factor.

[Flight minor x 1 -1EP 24/25EP]

 

Storyteller

With a behemoth of a man behind them towering to about 6’8” due to the platforms both froze up for a few seconds. Shaking his head Ryûji. Looked back to the driver with a knowing nod as he got out. “Say man ain’t you got somewhere better to be on a Saturday night? No night club crawls or bars let you in anymore? We’ll just leave you be then….” They all seemed to work surprisingly well as a team one trying to keep his attention while the other two prepared to fight.  

Unbreakable

“C’mon Ryûji and his friends look what are both of your names?” Unbreakable crossed his arms crunching his knuckles they looked like he had just gotten out of another fight.  

Storyteller

“How’d yo-“  

Unbreakable

“That idiot said it.” Unbreakable pointed to the other man who wasn’t the driver.  

Storyteller

“Oh gee thanks Akito! Telling this idiot my name.” A quick collective sigh came across the entire group. “Shut it both of you.”  

Unbreakable

He chuckled before looking to the driver. “Okay so Ryûji, Akito. What’s your name?”  

Storyteller

Akito quickly barged in to answer. “That’s Haru!” Before everyone else collectively looked over and yelled. “Akito! Shut it!”  

Unbreakable

“Look Ryûji, Akito, Haru. Ain’t y’all got a partner or a warm bed to get back to this fine night. How about you leave and go to that before I knock two of you out.” Unbreakable’s hand slowly raised and pointed to Akito. “And shatter his wrist like glass in a car crash. Then call the cops. I’ll be gone by the time they get here.”  

Storyteller

“Hmm. Seems fair enough. How about we don’t do that.” Ryûji quickly flicked a finger before Akito quickly rushed over swinging a bat at breakneck speeds towards the random vigilante’s skull.  

Unbreakable

With a glance the bat was caught and pulled closer to him the wrist being grabbed and with seemingly a minor effort   CRACK   “I told you to go home. Idiot.”

[Enh Strength x1 Normal 23/25]

 

Storyteller

Before he could react Ryûji and Haru quickly rushed one behind and one beside Unbreakable wailing straight onto his back and ribs. The poor poor Akito was screaming on the ground “MY FUCKING WRIST!"   DONK DONK DONK  

Unbreakable

Oh god this hurts way less then last time I got beaten by bats! There was a defeated sigh as he raised his guard to take the blows waiting for a chance. Seeing them both raise their bats at the same time he took the chance grabbing both of them by the head and slamming them together with enough force to knock them both out.

[Enh con x3 minor 20/25]

[Enh str x2 basic 20/25]

 

Storyteller

After he carefully laid the bodies down tbe remaining member was screaming. “Please please don’t kill me! Who are you?!”  

Unbreakable

“Whoa whoa whoa. I don’t kill people. Okay they’re sleeping.” Walking over oh so casually the overly and obviously forced deep voice grew louder. “Just shut it I gotta borrow your phone for the cops.” Taking the phone he dial 911 before simple stating the address. “Attempted break in and destruction of property.” He dropped the phone and took off. Leaving the unconscious and shattered individuals to their own. Not before knocking the last member out though. The last words he would hear were “I’m Unbreakable. How many times I gotta say this?”

[Enh Str basic x 1 20/20]

 

Storyteller

Unfortunately with some quick thinking. The group managed to convince the police that they were assaulted by an evo and ending up walking free and getting treatment for their wounds before returning to their boss. Having to report a failure caused by this “Unbreakable”. While he did not mention that name to the police. Akito did think his boss would find it more valuable. This wasn’t the first time he’d accidentally pissed off the Yakuza.   But it might be his last.