C1 Session 5

We wake up, pay the bill from all the stuff, including getting laid
 
  Weird dude starin at us, as we look at him he gets up and walks out, nodding to his fellow companions, and we walk out as well
 
  There are 3 ways to go, weird dude is gone, and we start on our way to the gate
 
  Cloaked [[Dragonborn]] is following us, we ignore him
 
  As we approach the gate more cloaked dragonborns start surrounding us, we’re forced to stop.
 
  We tried to bargain with the elderly [[Dawn Blades]], but they want 1200 gold and i don’t have that.
 
  FIGHT
 
  Combat
  I walk up to one dude, beat the shit out of him and then stun him
  [[Murfy]] boomerangs a bitch
  Chaos ensues and [[Arturim]] kills the guy that he stunned after he ensnared a dude on Murfy
  Yada yada yada, we win
  End combat
 
   We continue on, rent a cart, and travel. A ways down, we run into a tavern. sign plastered on the front: [[THE DIAMOND ASS]]
 
  Chillin in the tavern(where is that fuckass gnome?!!1!?)
 
  GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HE’S HERE
 
 
  We lose to the [[Green Gnome]], BIG surprise. Weeeeee he fucking obliterates us, tries to get us to drink, and charges us a lot of gold. Oh boy our gold is chocolate coins, he floats into the sky, dropping wrappers from the sky. Yay woohoo! We continue on to The Village of [[Amulet]]