Big Billy's Bizzare Bars

Introduction:

Welcome to Big Billy's Bizzare Bars, the world's largest candy company! You lucky few have been selected for the annual Bizzare Factory Tour! On this tour, you learn how our wonderful chocolate is made, with a guided tour from Big Billy himself! Remember to keep all hands, feet, and extra hands inside of any vehicle you may find yourself in as you travel through this land of childlike wonder! (NDA signature required upon entry).   You stand in front of massive decorative gates, the winter wind howling as the sun rises over the horizon. It's three hours past the time on the ticket. On the other side of these gates lies Big Billy's Bizzare Bars factory, a massive chocolate colored factory made of brick. Smokestacks tower up to the heavens. Giant stained sugar glass windows detail the story of the companies founding.   Would everyone introduce themselves?   And next to all of you is a 5 foot slugfolk named Jerry. "Sup."   As you stand there, trumpets begin to sound, and a massive set of double doors opens. A long golden carpet unfurls from the darkness, slapping onto the cobblestone as it rolls to a stop at the gates.   A loud boisterous laugh bellows from the darkness, and a with an explosion of golden confetti, a pale, lanky man adorned with a purple cloak begins to backbend kickover down the steps and across the carpet. About halfway, his legs give out, and he eats shit on the pavement.      The man gets up weakly, then continues to backbend kickover to the gate, where he crashes directly into it, causing a loud clang. He crumples into a pile on the ground. 

From door to NDA: Jerry can't keep up with the group, so Billy gets him a slower tour.   Signing the NDA and discarding weapons:    On the way to the chocolate river:    First Encounter (Chocolate river):   Roll perception (15):  Dark chocolate golem attack.   Recap:   As the encounter ends, have Billy summon several homunculi rush to clean up the mess:    Second Encounter (Optional: Boat going down the river):   With Billy now nervous about his factory, the boat ride becomes more unpredictable. Increased Paranoia: As the party embarks on the boat ride, Billy keeps looking around suspiciously, half-expecting another attack. “The river’s usually... very stable. Usually. I hope we don’t run into any, uh, issues...”       Third Encounter (Blueberry room):      By this point, Billy knows whats happening, and thinks he knows the culprit        After this, Billy will lead you all out of the fruit candy room, through a series of winding corridors. He talks about how it cant be, and how its not possible.   Final Encounter (Candy Throne Room): At the end of a massive throne room, a gaunt figure sits upon a chocolate throne.        After everything ends, Jerry comes through a door.