666 Flags Theme Song

(Official Park Anthem – Written by Ravian Cirrus and the Laughtermint Choir)

Verse 1:

(Bright brass, calliope organ, demonic laughter underscoring the rhythm)

 Welcome, one and all, to Six-Six-Six Flags,
Where the sky is red and the laughter drags!
Step right up and sign your name,
We promise you joy — it’s part of the game!

 The lights never dim, the fun never ends,
You’ll make so many permanent friends!
Smile wide, it’s the price we pay,
For happiness that won’t decay!

Chorus

 We spin, we scream, we laugh, we play,
Forever’s just a fun-filled day!
Through mirrored glass and molten gold,
Your laughter’s worth its weight tenfold!

 Don’t be shy, don’t look away,
You’ll have the time of your life (and afterlife) today!

 At Six! Six! Six! FLA—A—AGS!
Where damnation should be delightful!

(echoed by a chorus of childlike voices)

delightful… delightful… de-light-ful…

Verse 2: The Rides and Attractions

(Tempo increases slightly — more manic, more forced cheer)

 Ride the Soul-Coaster, scream like you mean it,
Every emotion — we’ll take it and keep it!
The Funhouse Gardens bloom with fear,
But don’t you fret, you’ll smile sincere!

 Take a spin on the Ten Thousand Smiles,
Every face reflects your trials!
Don’t stop laughing, don’t slow down,
The mirrors feed the merry-go-round!

Bridge – “Corporate Interlude”

(Industrial percussion, a calm, modulated voice-over — the “park announcement voice”)

“This park is proudly maintained by the Board of Cheer —
Ensuring eternal happiness, balanced against mandatory sorrow.
Please keep all hands, feet, and souls within the boundaries of joy at all times.
Unauthorized despair is grounds for termination.”

(Faint laughter and screams harmonize under the announcement.)

Verse 3: “Guest Retention Guaranteed”

(Tempo slows — an unsettlingly sentimental melody, like a lullaby played on warped music box)

 You can check out rides, but not check out,
Our gates of gold will turn you about.
Your ticket’s stamped, your joy’s been sold,
Your story’s written in ledgers of gold.

 The smiles you give, the tears you hide,
All fuel the fun on the other side!
So sing along, from the heart (or not),
Your laughter keeps our fires hot!

Final Chorus – The Grand Finale

(Everything rises in manic key change — demonic brass, choir, fireworks made of screaming light)

 We spin, we scream, we laugh, we stay,
Forever’s just a park away!
The Smiling King is proud to say,
You’re part of the fun — forever and a day!

At Six! Six! Six! Six! Six! Six!  SIX! SIX! SIX! FLA—A—A—AGS!!!

(A triumphant calliope flourish followed by laughter that distorts into static.)

Outro: “The Laughter Never Stops”

(The melody slows, music box tones take over, faint crackling audio distortion.)

The laughter never stops here…
No matter how long you stay…
We’ll keep the smiles turning,
'Til the world fades away.

(soft whispering children’s chorus, fading into the sound of ticking machinery and distant carnival bells)

“Because damnation… should be… delightful…”