Godlicker

Godlicker is the informal title given to any sapient being in Eden who has lain with one of the Sister Goddesses and managed to satisfy her carnal desires. Phina and Mira first bestowed the title in the year 268, on the second day of The Festival of the Five Moons, and it has been a traditional part of the celebration ever since.

Qualifications

One must be a sapient being who has reached the age of majority for their species.

 

In 268, when the sisters first set down the criteria for earning the title, they used the adjective “mortal” instead of “sapient.” After realizing that first year that they had unintentionally excluded elves and Egregore, the qualifications were revised.

Requirements

In order to officially be deemed Godlicker, one must have successfully brought one of the Sister Goddesses to orgasm. Debate has raged over the centuries as to whether or not it matters how said orgasm was achieved, but those debates grew considerably quieter and more polite after Mira stripped one “traditionalist” of their title in 273 for daring to question her divine judgment.

Appointment

Each year, during the final hour of the second and final day of the Festival of the Five Moons, Phina and Mira appear live on the EdenNet to announce the names of those who have earned the title over the past 365 days. From the mouth of the Tunnel of Babble, the sisters take turns calling the honorees from amongst the gathered masses—making sure to omit anyone who has asked for anonymity.

Type
Informal
Status
Active
Form of Address
The Most Beloved
Source of Authority

Comments

Author's Notes

With all apologies to Janet from World Anvil, whose anecdote about licking a god in a TTRPG game inspired the title of this title.


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Jul 22, 2025 02:26 by Chris L

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Jul 22, 2025 11:09 by E. Christopher Clark

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