Naughty List

Generally known as "the naughty list" to children worldwide, it is exactly what you'd expect: A list of naughty people.
  ....no, not just kids... anyone, even his own staff can end up on this list.
  A little-known fact however is that this list is divided into several categories.
  Slightly naughty: habitual pranksters and children who generally don't listen (usually the small ones). These people get downgraded gifts, or small things. If you check the tree and all you get is socks or deodorant, then this would probably be where you are in Santa's books.
  Naughty: Generally rebellious teens and middle managers find themselves here. This is also where the coal is delivered.
  Very naughty: usually criminals end up here, particularly mean bosses, sketchy businessmen, and corrupt politicians. They don't get anything generally. Also, delivering to prisons is more trouble than it is worth.
  Naughty - Wanted: Generally deemed as the "North Pole's most Wanted", these people are the scum of the earth. Habitual criminals of violent crime, frequent perpetrators of domestic abuse, sexual crimes, murder, and extortion on large scales against disadvantaged populations. These are the people you know about or suspect, but can't do anything to or about because... reasons. Santa knows what they've really been doing. Their gift... if they are lucky, is a visit from Big Red himself, and a knuckle sandwich. In the worst case scenario, there is a black bag on the sleigh that isn't used for toys.

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