Jack Vito Conti (a.k.a. Jack, Meatball)
Muscle for Sherman Drug Market, Billy E’s Cousin, Neighborhood Legend
Description
A walking brick of a man with a gut like a beer keg and arms like overstuffed sausages, Jack “Meatball” Conti is impossible to miss. His old letterman jacket—sun-faded and two sizes too small—still clings to his shoulders like it’s the fourth quarter and he’s back under the lights. A shaved dome, crooked nose, and busted knuckles round out the picture. He’s always chewing something: toothpick, cigar, or just gum with too much attitude. Kids stare. Dealers nod. And nobody wants to be the guy who tests him first.Personality
Jack is gregarious, painfully sincere, and dumb as a bag of wet socks. He wants to be everyone’s big brother, coach, or drinking buddy. He’s proud to be “part of something real” with the crew, and he’ll take a bullet—or throw someone through a windshield—for people he calls family. But he’s also a walking PR nightmare, never shuts up, and assumes everyone loves him as much as he loves them.Habits
Slaps everyone—everyone—on the back like they’re in a locker room Makes up nicknames for people and insists on using them Quotes his high school coach like it’s scripture (“Gotta dig deep in the red zone, fellas”) Falls for every scam that promises a payday or a partyHooks & Angles
His presence on a corner guarantees calm—no one wants to throw hands with Meatball He’s accidentally made friends with three cops just by chatting them up at hot dog stands Once turned a rival dealer into paste outside a church picnic; respect shot up overnight May be leaking intel just by flapping his gums—doesn’t realize half of what he says matters
Year of Birth
1928 CE
25 Years old
Birthplace
Canaryville, Chicago
Children
Eyes
Warm brown, slightly bloodshot, always a little confused
Hair
Bald, but shaves it clean; thick eyebrows do all the work
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Ruddy, sunburned complexion with permanent helmet tan lines
Height
6'5"
Weight
312 lbs.
Belief/Deity
Catholic (big on saints and superstitions, but rarely attends Mass)
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