Aporeu chronicles Issue 61: No more Mr. knife guy

I guess they went trough the gate and fought something? Maybe? Who knows, you can decide for yourself.

No more Mr. knife guy by

5 aventurs go do someting. Go look fur two people. They gone. They eaten? Maby they eaten by beasty. 5 aventurs are 1 nasty human woman, nasty elf man, bigbig man, little old man, big horsyman. Mud follow aventurs. Big glowy hole. They go. Mud go. More people and little cat people. Yummy yummy food! Mud eat very many. Mud take many food in bag for Lonon and Rawr. Then we go to other place and big wing monster flies all of us. Mud wave to big wing, but don't wave back. We at new place, we walk. Mud have little feet but bigbigman picks Mud up and put on shoulder! Fun time! Then there is big beasty, looking bit like wolf. Mud howls, aaaahwooo! Human woman run up to beasty, brave human woman. Maby not nasty. We kill beasty. Nasty elf man is giving potion for yellow metal. Mud take potion and give too bigbigman. Bigbigman drink but no sick or die.

Maby potion from nasty elf man not bad. Mud give more yellow metal for potion.Then we go in cave and find nice nice cape. Little old man let me wear cape for little time. It is nice cape. Then we go more into cave. Then 2 big ugly bird and 4 littler ugly birds. We fight. So many ugly birdies. Mud hide much and shoot with strong bow. All the birdies dead. Hmm.. Elf man fight good too. Maby not nasty elf man. We go more into cave. Then sounds of BIG beasty. So Mud hides in big grass. BIG beasty come and all fight. Mud shoot arrow into brain of BIG beasty! He no move no more. Then elf man cuts open tummy of BIG beasty. Two people come out of tummy. They no move no more too. We go back. We get much nice things! Mud gets chair for sitting on Rawr. And Mud give yellow metals for nice cape and now Mud has nice cape! Very nice time for Mud. Bye!

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On the next issue:

Kobolds Took My Boyfriend Internal Affairs 2