Aporeu chronicles Issue 50: Amatae et amissae

For our 50th tale, a real milestone, we have the shortest story that i have ever published. I just had to publish this fantastic story, it had nothing to do with the giant of a man that brought me the story being intimidating. Please enjoy.

Amatae et amissae by Svæin

(Editor's note: a giant of a man, barely fitting in my office brought me this story. A story in Dwarfish script, I think the giants write in Dwarfish. Not sure what is going to happen if I don’t publish it. So here it is, a story by a giant of a man)   Me go to guild, quest for finding lost ones. Maybe demon or fiend take people. Glory in taking demon or fiend. So me go on quest. Bob, Fey, F ie and dragon face go too.   We go to tiny house, me and dragon face too big for tiny house. we stay outside. Bob, Fey and F ie talk to tiny man. Tiny man say more people know things. We go to other people. They say we talk at not party house. Dragon face chokes on tiny dragons, I chase tiny dragons away. We go to not party house.

At not party house, slave helps us. think it was other people. We go back.   Me break door, Bob screams. people go out house. not me check house, not find thing. We go back not party house. Fey find track, me follow track. We find shed, me break door. find more tracks, me follow tracks.   We find lake, me swim lake. me find red hair man, me take man back. red hair men dead. Bob says not know swim, me teach Bob swim. Throw Bob in lake, now swim. Bob not swim, me take Bob out lake.   We go back to not party house, we look in house. not see bad. we hear wolves. We go outside, wolves are manwolves. we fight manwolves, we fight not vampire, we fight floating pillow, we fight unicorn. All bad they hurt friends. Me fight manwolf, floating pillow and unicorn. Manwolf dies, not me kill. floating pillow dies, me kill. Unicorn gone, think scared.   all bad, dead or gone. We loot not party house, we go back.

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On the next issue:

Monster Hunting for Fun and Profit 2: The Quickening