The Sexual and Reproductive Capabilities of Various Sapient Species with Humans
Otherwise known as: "What to Expect from the Non-Humans you Bang"
Within this document is a surprisingly well-written and incredibly detailed analysis of various non-human species' reproductive organs, normal reproductive cycles and mating habits, how sexually compatible they are with humans and what to expect when copulating with them, as well as very in-depth rundowns of what a human female can expect when reproducing with male non-humans. All of this is organized by species.
It also includes numerous diagrams.
Thinly-veiled as a research paper, reading past the introduction gives all but the densest of readers insight into what this document truly is: a How-To guide on sex and reproduction with everything that's not human. It even includes various creative spells for the purposes of making things work with less-compatible species, ranging from minor pain-blocking and contraceptive spells to major ones that alter how human reproduction works in some cases.
Purpose
The purpose of this document, as stated in its introduction, is to provide insight on the sexual and reproductive compatibility of various humanoid species for the benefit of those looking to pursue sexual or marital relationships with a different species from themselves.
The actual purpose of the paper was an excuse to get the college to fund the author's desire to go out and have sex with every sapient species known to man, as well as providing concrete research of the ins and outs of such encounters so that the author's co-researchers would be able to write appallingly accurate smut.
Document Structure
Publication Status
This research paper is confined to the depths of the College of Chenya archives, only very occasionally brought out by unsuspecting students and dirty-minded secret smut writers.
Historical Details
Background
Karen and her research team, consisting of six other ladies and one man, were all like-minded. They got together to gather research for the purpose of both making it legitimate to the college and gaining first-hand experience. Having several other women on the team was also essential for gathering the reproductive information for the paper, as it would have taken Karen's entire life to compile if she'd had to have children with every species herself and would likely not have been complete if she had.
Over the several years it took to gather and compile research for the paper, the ladies of the research team mothered an average of five children each as research for the reproductive sections of the paper. It is unknown how many children the sole male member of the team fathered during these exploits as that data did not cover the scope of the research paper. Karen, unable to actually have children herself, focused on gathering anecdotal evidence during the group's travels whenever direct research into child-bearing was inadequate or not possible due to the other ladies already being pregnant and there being a time-limit to how long they could be "researching".
Legacy
The paper launched a new wave in smutty romance novels, making them much more realistic than their much more "imaginative" predecessors. These novels are known, by those who have at least heard of the paper, as "Post-Karen Era Romance".
It has also become a favourite among the college's students as forbidden material to read out loud for fun. Due to the college enchanting the paper to prevent copies from being made by magical means, there are several handwritten copies floating around in the student body's possession.
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