Episdoes 5-8 Farm is Where the Fart is

The Twotees fight with some zombies in the town of Aquarine until a human woman, Delanore Godsen, yells at them to stop and informs them they're under some sort of curse. They find a drawing of someone rising from a coffin with a grey gem shining ahead of them.

Delanore then gives The Twotees a ride to The Big Farm where the rumored witch, Tibuta, lives. Before reaching the farm, they fight a few dire coyotes, recover in a kind, lonely, old man's home, and see Delanore's wagon fall into a sinkhole and fight several humanoid hands crawling through tunnels in the dirt.

When The Twotees eventually come upon The Big Farm, with lucious, green grass but also a sickening metallic scent and red X's on every building on the farm, but one. Inside this house, The Twotees find a https://v.etsystatic.com/video/upload/ac_none,du_15,q_auto:good/file_rncqtv.mp4, more drawings similar to that which was found on the farmer, and four more unmoving, cursed farmers.

Below the house, they found a cellar and a cave wherein Tibuta is. Mere feet from her was a monstrosoity of humanoid limbs, of which she seemed afraid. The Twotees engage in combat with the monster and hear voices whenever they hit the thing, "You have a home with us,” and “Do you feel lonely,” and “Are these people your friends? We will be your friends.” When the monster is finally defated, Tibuta lets out a screeching “FɐăȃааȺȺʁȒRmmmmɘɘȇȇɘȇȅēʁȒR Szuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrkke,” then with a zap, her body collapsed. The mostrosity exploded into half-a-dozen hands, crawling through the dirt. The Twotees successfully resist the crawling claws and return to the surface where they find the lucious grass has returned to a more natural shade, as have the dead plants surrounding the property.