Kümgod god of Pride
A god unlike any other, Kümgod exists mostly as a whispered rumor and a joke among mortals and gods alike, though no one truly knows where the stories started. His divine essence is wrapped in absurdity, silly poses, and an over-the-top sense of self that is as ridiculous as it is strangely magnetic. No temples praise him, no prayers are solemn, just laughter, cheeky glances, and the occasional confused smile. Despite the nonsense, Kümgod’s power over pride (and the occasional awkward sensuality) is quietly undeniable.
Divine Symbols & Sigils
A glittering crown tilted askew over a winking eye emoji.
Holidays
The Day of the Silly Strut. A spontaneous celebration where people dress outrageously, dance badly, and laugh until their sides hurt.
Divine Goals & Aspirations
To remind the world that pride doesn’t always have to be serious and that sometimes the best way to embrace yourself is through laughter.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
No one knows exactly how Kümgod came to be, some say a drunken bet between gods, others claim he’s the result of a cosmic joke gone too far. Whatever the truth, Kümgod’s existence is shrouded in mystery and giggles.
Intellectual Characteristics
Overconfident, absurdly charismatic, unfiltered, playful, cum.
Morality & Philosophy
Why take life seriously when you can strut and flex? Pride is about owning your weirdness and being unapologetically you—even if that means being absolutely ridiculous.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
To spread laughter, selflove, and questionable dance moves wherever he goes.
Likes & Dislikes
Likes flashy outfits, dramatic entrances, mirror selfies, and making people question reality.
Dislikes boring moods, seriousness, and anyone who can’t handle a good joke. And clothes.
Virtues & Personality perks
Can boost confidence to absurd heights and inspire others to embrace their quirks. His chaotic energy sometimes breaks tension in the most unexpected moments.
Vices & Personality flaws
Completely clueless about boundaries and often makes things awkward on purpose. His antics can distract from serious matters.
Personality Quirks
Constantly adjusting his nonexistent crown, striking ridiculous poses, and dropping terrible puns.
Divine Classification
god?
Alignment
Neutral Evil
Children
Quotes & Catchphrases
"If you ain’t struttin’, you ain’t livin’. Own it, my sweet baby!"
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