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Jeanie the Djinni

As the party wander into the large store, with its marble floors and shelves of products, they hear an enthusiastic, bizarrely intoned voice from behind them. "Hello, it's me! Garfield, the deals warlock!" They spin around with equal parts excitement and horror, only to find somebody else entirely. He gives a glamorous grin, pearly white smile offset against flawless blue skin, and his dark eyes shine with mirth. His elaborate outfit of intricately embroidered silks flutter in a wind that isn't there as he floats a foot above the ground. "Just kidding," he laughs in a rich, warm voice. "Garfield works at another branch. My name is Jeanie and I welcome you to the Fantasy Costco!"