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REDACTED Park

Ever wonder what ████████ would █████ like? Wonder no longer! Come on down to ████████ Park!

Here at ████████ Park you can enjoy ████, █████, ██████, and more!

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Visit us ██████!

You'll find ████████ Park in ███████ ██████, west off of ██████ ████ Road! We are open from: ██████ - ██████ every ███████ to ████████

██████ to Do

Here, at ████████ Park, you'll find a █████ variety of ███████ to enjoy. At our west end, you'll find █████ █████ █████ ███ ██████ █████ █████ ███████. █████████ █████ █████████! ████ ████ █████ ████, ██████ █████ █████ ███████. ████ ████ █████ ████ █████ ████ █████████████ █████████? █████ ████ █████ █████ ███████, ████ ████. Don't worry, ██████ is perfectly safe! ████ ████ ███ ███████ █████ ██████ █████ ████ █████ █████ ███ ██████ █████ █████ ███████ █████████ █████ █████████! ████ ████ █████ ████ █████ ████ █████████████ █████████ █████ ████. █████ █████ ███████, ████ ████, █████ ████ ███ ███████ █████ ██████ █████! ████ █████ █████ ███ ██████, █████ █████ ███████. █████████ █████ █████████! ████ ████ █████ ████, █████ ████ █████████████ █████████ █████ ████ █████ █████ ███████ ████ ████ █████! █████ █████ ███████ █████████ █████ █████████, ████ ████ █████ ████. █████ ████ █████████████ █████████, █████ ████ █████ █████ ███████, ████ ████.

Feeling ███████?

████████ Park is proudly sponsored by ██████ Sr.'s! You'll find our ████ █████ █████ ███ ███, at, ██████ █████ ████████ ████████! ████ ████ █████ ████ █████ ████ █████████████ █████████ █████ ████, █████ █████ ███████. ████ ████, ████ ██████. Go away, ████ ████ ███! ███████ █████ ██████ █████ ████ █████ █████ ███ ██████ █████ █████ ███████ █████████ █████ █████████ ████. ████ █████ ████ █████ ████ █████████████ █████████ █████ ████. █████ █████ ████, ███████ ████ █████ ████ ███ ███████ █████ ██████ █████! ████ █████ █████ ███ ██████, █████ █████ ███████. █████████ █████ █████████! ████ ████ █████ ████, █████ ████ █████████████ █████████ █████ ████ █████ █████ ███████ ████ ████ █████.

Viability Report
Number of Incidents: ████
Threat Level: Dirty Sock
We seriously cannot ████ ███ █████ ███ ██████, especially without ███ █████████. Logs for A-████

Experiment #3
Date: █████████
Head researcher: Dr. █████████
Anomaly: A-████
Description: A-████ was given a ███████████, while enclosed within a ██████ room.
Result: A-████ ████ and ██████, before ██████ ████ ███ ████████.
Notes: Do not repeat.

Incident #███
Date: █████████
Location: ████████
Anomaly involved: A-████
Personnel involved: ████, Dr. █████████
Video log #███
-Dr. █████████ is seen ████ near A-████'s fridge. -A-████ warns Dr. █████████ to ████ █████ their ███████████. -Disregarding their warning, Dr. █████████ picks up A-████'s sandwich, and takes a bite. -████ █████ ███████ before violently ████ █████ █████ screaming ████ ████ ███████ ████ █████████ █████. -A-████ escapes, via █████ ██████ ████, ████████ ███ casualties. -End Log-

Viability: Unethical
It is in my opinion that this attraction be █████████ immediately.
— Bwanbale ████, Viability Reviewer

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APRA: Anomalous Parks & Recreation Areas

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Feedback is very much welcome! Whether on the content, or the formatting! Please, point out typos if you spot any!

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Sodose

Jun 2, 2021 23:09

I ████████ your article, but I think it needs a ███ more ██████. Could you ██████ adding some more ████████?

Incaseofgrace

Jun 3, 2021 15:48 by Grace Gittel Lewis

Thanks! I think you're right, maybe if I ██████ with ████?

Sodose

Jun 3, 2021 20:26

████████!

Eternal Sage Stormbril

Jun 2, 2021 23:36 by Stormbril

Small typo noticed: instead of ██████████████, I think it's supposed to be ██████████████? Also, this is hilarious and I love it, great work :D I was kinda hoping there'd be more layers on the map, with just more big ol [REDACTED]s on each other layer, haha. I have to admire the amount of work it likely was to get all the [REDACTED]s in the proper amounts/lengths to look natural! Did you write a script first, then redact it? Is there an original, non redacted version? -insert eyes emoji- This is absolutely fantastic.

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Incaseofgrace

Jun 3, 2021 15:51 by Grace Gittel Lewis

Thank you for catching that typo! Now it's ██████. Work smarter not harder— I wrote 2 sentences of nonsense, then made a redacted version of those. I copy/pasted those a lot, changed the punctuation and a few of the redacted's lengths, that went a long way. I got a feel for how long words in a sentence should be by the end so I manually did the ones in the viability report. If you really want to see the original nonsense sentence it's in the VOD, as I wrote this one on stream!

Councilor of the Inner Sanctum Serukis

Jun 4, 2021 13:39 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

I think I can work out that sponsor. ;D This is great. Gave me a laugh! :D I don't know how to redact things otherwise I'd do a fun comment like everyone else. :D

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Incaseofgrace

Jun 4, 2021 15:51 by Grace Gittel Lewis

SO GLAD someone caught that joke. Made me giggle like an idiot to write it haha. Thanks!

Sage Dylonishere123

Jun 9, 2021 18:13 by R. Dylon Elder

Now hold on here. Wait just a darn minute... hmmm... well played good sir. I busted out laughing. Pretty sure the boss thinks I'm nuts. Thata ok though. Well done.

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Incaseofgrace

Jun 20, 2021 19:49 by Grace Gittel Lewis

Thanks!

Eternal Grandmaster Kaleidechse

Jun 19, 2021 11:01 by Kaleidechse

I shudder to think how much money was spent on the ink for blacking out the files. This means this park must be quite profitable to warrant such an expense! From which I conclude that the main attraction must be ████████ ███ ████████ ███ ████████████████ ███████.

Creator of the Kaleidoscope System and the planet Miragia.

Incaseofgrace

Jun 20, 2021 19:49 by Grace Gittel Lewis

Oh it's definitely ███████ █████.

Escritora Novata

Apr 6, 2022 06:43

Oh, well, as long as "is perfectly safe! ". (There is a part of me that expects to find a secret message in the not-redacted content.

Incaseofgrace

Jun 3, 2022 23:28 by Grace Gittel Lewis

I will save you your sanity and inform you that there is, in fact, no hidden message. Well, except for ████████

REDACTED Park

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Visit us ██████!

██████ to Do

Feeling ███████?

Viability Report

Viability: Unethical

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