Cooling Up

This should just be between us, management won't find this email— I've buried it between my usual IT correspondence and cat videos. Why don't they want us drinking that delicious, cool, refreshing water? Because it's the best in this godforsaken floating office, and they want it all to themselves! This stuff tastes like god.   It makes me feel so refreshed that I could work straight 24 hour shifts without even sleeping— I just need a cup. Another sip. Don't they understand?!   Have you had a taste? You should try it. It's better than coffee— yes, I said it. It's better than coffee! I've never felt more awake! Was I even awake before I had The Water?   I've stashed paper cups in the potted plants. Take one, hold it close, for it is your ticket to one of this world's greatest treasures, to slake your thirst! We're all so thirsty, and we can use our collective power to fill our tiny, tiny cups— together!   They can't stop all of us.   Attachment: aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1neTVNcDBmdU9WYw==  

— Ginny Gins, IT personnel

Sorry I don't know what happened there. I tried to share a base visual guide for drinking The Water but it must've gotten corrupted 64 ways to Sunday. It's not important anyway, don't worry about it.  

— Ginny Gins, IT personnel

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