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A Drop in the Bucket

Do any of you know who installed that hideous new water cooler...cauldron...water cooldron...thing in HQ's lobby? And, more importantly, how much it cost us? That thing looks seriously out of our budget for this quarter, I tried to pick it up when I walked by this morning and it must have weighed a thousand pounds! The blasted thing must be made of actual cast iron! Imagine the costs for shipping alone! I'd love to "talk" to whoever decided it was a good idea. And by "talk," I mean my fists.
— Bin Folks, Administrator

You'd love to "my fists" to whoever installed it, Bin?
— Tired Jim

If it's eating into our budget, yes! I don't care how, figure out who's responsible and how much they wasted on this. It's a preposterously heavy water cooler with a FOG MACHINE in it, why would anyone make that?! It's flooding the lobby with an eerie green mist! I almost thought we were being haunted by that garish gamer ghost again!
— Bin Folks, Administrator