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Day 1 - WHAT THE FUCK

Where to start - Yesterday we had breakfast. It was good. Jezzy used some of the infernal spice he makes. Bacon was hot. I made the circle exactly like I always do. Linking it directly to the academy. even if it was incorrect, it wouldn't have taken us anywhere, not somewhere else. Today was fucked

Okay. I drew out the circle and cast the spell. We should have been taken to the marble halls of the academy but instead found ourselves in some rank shithole that looked like a sewer. Of course everyone immediately looked at me and started pointing fingers. I didn't have time to make a new circle and it wouldn't have mattered since I can only cast the spell once! but noooo bark bark bark, pricks. We started exploring like we would any other dungeon and realized we were in a pretty intricate, very old, maze of catacombs. Glorbo mentioned the stonework was ancient and Shroom-Cap noted that we weren't on the material plane anymore

We made our way through, killing a handful of bug-bastards while we did, and eventually made our way out of the catacombs. What we walked into shouldn't be described as a city, more like a city in a state of perpetual hangover. Delapi dilipitatid RUINS the city was in ruins. It looked like it once had lots of buildings, some with multiple stories and cobblestone roads. I wanted to explore but Dennis told me to keep close. We eventually came upon what I thought were demons or imps but Jezzie was quick to point out they weren't and Glorbs said they were "remnants of the titans", whatever that means. We were ready to fight but as soon as we drew our weapons what was once a handful became more than 20 in a matter of seconds . . so we ran, obviously

We found somewhere hidden, fortified it, and took watch, the usual