Alister Zalton
Bandit King Alister Zalton (a.k.a. Motherfucker)
I'm so cool. Ignore the fact I'm in the World Codex campaign.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Beefy, like a cow. I don't think that's a good analogy. I'm tall too.
Body Features
My whole body is the feature.
Facial Features
My wife insists to keep those earrings on. Can't do shit about it. I feel like Ziven.
Identifying Characteristics
Check out my tattoo. I can't see it though.
Physical quirks
I have so much muscle bro. Just trust me. They're under my shirt.
Special abilities
Did you know that I'm a doctor? Don't ask me what I specialize in though, that's a secret.
Apparel & Accessories
https://www.gucci.com/us/en/
Specialized Equipment
I am the Bandit King, and THIS is my weapon. She weighs 10 pounds and fires two magic missiles per 6 seconds. It costs 2 entire spell slots to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds.
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart the fist.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
NOT from the Pine. I'm from ALVERHOLDT.
This one time, a half-orc melted my best friend alive in a barrel. That's when my life turned around. Married my girlfriend, got a job, and now I'm somehow the Bandit King. I'm a pretty hard worker if I do say so myself.
Gender Identity
Yeah
Sexuality
Yeah
Education
I went to a school. Got a Doctorate, not sure if it's a Ph.D. or MD.
Employment
I take commissions for art. $25 for a bust, $50 for a half-body, and $75 for a full-body. Talk to me in Alverholdt for more details.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Being alive is my greatest achievement. You're welcome, by the way.
Failures & Embarrassments
Not showing up in a campaign earlier, probably.
Mental Trauma
Mental Trauma for myself, or to other people?
Intellectual Characteristics
I am so fucking smart. I'm a doctor.
Morality & Philosophy
The right ones.
Taboos
I don't enjoy drinking alcohol.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Find out.
Likes & Dislikes
I like games and writing.
Virtues & Personality perks
I'm a virtue.
Vices & Personality flaws
None, obviously.
Personality Quirks
I'm pretty damn quirky.
Hygiene
Clean. Clean of sin and dirt.
Social
Contacts & Relations
Your mother.
Religious Views
Above you.
Mannerisms
Soft and kind.
Hobbies & Pets
Games and Writing.
Wealth & Financial state
Richer than you.
The best character. Art drawn by yours truly.
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Alignment
How can I tell?
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Bandit King.
Age
212 years old.
Date of Birth
I don't remember.
Children
Gender
Male.
Eyes
Two.
Hair
Beautiful.
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Natural.
Height
Tall.
Weight
Healthy.
Quotes & Catchphrases
Everything I say.
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