Fikod Weightbasement

Fikod "Weightbasement" Alushat

"So there I was, trapped in the thick, thorny branches of the thicket, my boots stuck in the muddy soil as the beast approached. It laughed as I struggled to free myself, its voice piercing but sonorous. 'I will kill you,' it said to me and lunged, with claws half a meter long and as black as midnight. I tried to jump out of the way, but I had I had just come from Old Hatchbucket's and was so drunk that I tripped on my spear and fell.   When I looked up, I saw the beast, claws outstretched, but unmoving. My spear, snapped in two from the creature's weight, had impaled the creature's eye! I learned a lesson then that I share with you now. There's no creature, big or small, that can withstand the power of Old Hatchbucket's Sweet Pod Rum!"
— Fikod Weightbasement
  Fikod's early life was a mystery. Born in 162 to unknown parentage, there is no record of her prior to the year 251, when she came out of the wilderness to settle in Whippedtender. When asked about this time in her life, Fikod would answer in vague terms.   Despite the fact that the first 89 years of her life were seemingly spent wandering the wilderness, when Fikod showed up once again in civilization she showed up with a presence that was commanding and entrancing. She quickly became one of the town's most prominent social figures, and her nightly, drunken storytelling sessions at the local tavern always drew a crowd.
Life
162 324 162 years old
Children
Hair
Brown, Frizzy
Height
1.3m