Plow Racing
"Fornax and Solaris are in t he lead, just ahead of Centari and Stratos! But wait, Vega and Ares have finally activated celestiance! They're tearing up the dirt and gaining ground! They've passed the Centari-Stratos due, and right behind Fornax and Solaris! Our competitors are almost at the end of the field, it's going to be close!!!
IT'S A TIE! FORNAX AND SOLARIS HAVE TIED WITH VEGA AND ARES!"
Cheers of triumph and shouts of misery erupted from the crowd that gathered to watch as the contestants disconnected themselves from their plows and surveyed their handiwork.
Is it really racing if i can walk faster than all of the participants?
It's entertainment, it's sport, it's farming, it's training! It's... actually probably almost boring for some, let's be honest here...
But it's also something people used to bet on, because, of course, they would.
History
Guardians, collectively, are known for being nearly unrelenting in their training. This spills into things that one would not consider training, like... farming.
Execution
Guardians pair in any way they see fit, and.. instead of cows, or oxen, or whatever you normally hitch to a plow, they hitch themselves.
The goal: reach the end of the field first, with your partner and your plow.
Components and tools
The following are required
At least 2 pairs of guardians
A number of plots equal to the number of teams
1 unplowed field
Participants
Anyone can participate, but generally, only guardians who think with their muscles usually partake.
The objective is simple: connect yourselves to a plow and plow to the end of the field... before the other teams do.
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