Curse: Tepid Brews
You have scorned Seriah - Goddess of Tranquil Waters. Never again shall you savor the warmth of coffee or tea. It will always be cold, but not of the refreshing sort. Lukewarm, at best, is what you shall receive, even during the coldest of nights and most bitter of winter's.
The refreshment of an icy drink on scorching summer days eludes you. Your drink feels warm to the touch, as if left in the sun for some time. Even if you scooped it out of a frosted mountain's peak, it will still feel like drinking tea that has grown too cold after brewing
Causes
Those afflicted with this status have angered Seriah - Goddess of Tranquil Waters, in some way. That is the only way to acquire this curse.
Treatment
Return yourself to the good graces of the goddess. Apologizing to her is a good place to start. If you have further questions, consult the tealeaves in your lukewarm tea.
Prevention
Do not knowingly and continually do things which are known to anger this particular goddess.
Cultural Reception
Those afflicted with this curse are often looked down on in any culture, as Seriah is considered one of the kindest deities of the world. Triggering her wrath is a sure sign that the one who has managed to do so is a being of low caliber.
Imagine if you will. You’re in the desert it hot you want cool water from days of travel. It’s tepid. This is brilliant. The applications alone.