Session 23: Weird Salty Meats

General Summary

The group meets with Tony, looking for work. Tony offers them 300gold for sabotaging a handful of shops under the control of rivaling mobsters. Bakeries, butchers and such. They discuss details and shake hands. The party then stake out the areas of interest.

They head over to Lumeriks’ to lay further plans. It’s decided that Alkaline will be the most fit for the first job; roof sabotage. Teel takes great offense to this, proclaiming that he would be just as capable. The party rebuttals him, saying he’s more of a brute than a precise craftsman, and this needs stealth and precision. He storms upstairs, slamming the door behind him. Soon, loud thuds of woodwork can be heard above. The rest of the party prepares. Navëd and Florian set up makeshift rat-traps.

Alkaline’s tinkering is suddenly interrupted by a piece of the ceiling crashing down beside her. Teel peeks down at her through a hole from the second floor;
“You see, I can do this too!” Teel
“… That’s a nice hole, Teel :)” Alkaline

Eventually, the team is ready for their first hit. Whilst invisible, Alkaline uses her rope of climbing to get onto the miller’s roof, meanwhile the rest stand guard. She masterfully creates a hole in the roof, imitating natural deterioration, before stealthily making her way back down. It seems that no one has noticed them, and they get out of there.

Back at Lumeriks’, they’ve caught 5 rats. Florian heads back out to tell Rakish that the group will be gone for some days, and later returns to a house with a few more holes in its flooring than when he’d left it.

After having gone to bed, Florian finds himself in an odd dream. It begins at a tavern, and in front of him sits a flirtatious Triandra in her cougar prime, leopard prints on point #slay. It’s Triandra’s Lust on the prowl. She pounces and plops down onto his lap. The setting soon shifts to a bedroom, the older woman breasting boobily beside him in bed. She calls the main Triandra a prude and pitches erotic fantasies to the young man. The flustered halfling seems somewhat conflicted, but repeatedly turns her down. Lust eventually sighs, calls him a queer and ends the dream.