Episode 15: The Queen's Deceit Part 2

General Summary

Gurak, the minotaur first mate, offered the Returners another 500 gp to aid him in turning against Captain Sable, fearing her recklessness and demonic pacts. Captain Sable is revealed to be Gundar's 4th ex-wife, a former thief and alcoholic. Their marriage ended when they discovered they were 12th cousins, though Sable claims to be 1/12th dwarf herself.

Captain Sable's Log

Recovered from the Squallbringer hideout, the Tortoise Sewers

Day 15

My Gundar came back to me! That sexy, bearded sex machine of an ex-husband finally realized he belonged in my bed.

Sure, he broke most of my keg and salvaged golems, but Gundar’s allies believe they can make a better distraction. Yes, Gurak tried to start a mutiny with some mercenaries, but one of them is Gundar, and he came back to me!

He also snuck past the hideout guards because they wanted to watch some mutant rock eat some animals, but they wouldn’t have stopped Gundar from getting to me. What can stop that beard, those thighs, that third leg from breaking into the vault inside me and letting out the orgasmic treasure of pleasure within?

He is going to help me break into the Goldmaster’s Vault as well and get the treasure within, thanks to his creepy, invisible, roof-walking vampire henchman.

I don’t know what turned my luck around. Maybe the Prince of Demons was right when he promised me everything I wanted, and I’m going to get the first thing I want, in my bed, right now.