Episode 19: Interstitial Investigations

General Summary

Veoric had barracks recruit 8 troops from the Tortoise. -sent them to Raithara for Triple B Guild Business. -Arcane study, Nadia and Veoric working on a book. -Oyx came to visit and gave Veoric a belt. -Oyx says Veoric has to be a masked vigilante in The Tortoise. He give you a fiery web shooter.

Gundar gets potions and a tattoo. -Eldritch Claw tattoo. -3 Potions of Healing

Taela gets a 2nd level Spellwrought Tattoo -Makes more Tea, 2 doses. Contacts Stu to find elves who aren't fit for duty to get them out.

Titivilus takes a bullette tooth with the scent of Gundar's sins on it as payment to send them to the minotaur's maze.

Vergerlshxx @ Hell’s Tax Office – Report 19

An elf, a dwarf, and a witch walk into Hell’s Tax Office looking for Titivilus , the Ambassador of Hell.

He shows off his ample assets—purely to ensure nobody’s having any dangerous thoughts. They’re following up on some pirate contract Titties bounced between that pirate and the Prince of Demons himself, Pis Pis Noel. Now, Titties sees Pis Pis like a regular with an underpaid tab and is up for some mischief, but he still wants a little something-something before giving up all the goods.

The elf hands over a bulette tooth that, from what I gathered, spent some time up the dwarf’s ass and is steeped in the scent of his sins. Titties can’t resist the aroma and lets them pass on to the minotaur lair.

They try to get their hands on the contract in the office, but Titties isn’t putting himself at risk without the other half of the deal in hand.

So they hit the maze. The dwarf uses his stone-sensing to feel around for soft fleshies in the dark and more or less leads his little friends in the right direction. Of course, the maze has all three of them uselessly sliding back and forth more times than that dwarf’s been through divorces. (Which, let’s be real, is a lot.)

They still manage to reach the center, where there’s some giant bull demon and his cronies waiting. The elf swears an oath on her bow and unloads—nearly turning the massive mooman into ground beef on the spot. The dwarf does some punchy-punchy, and the witch summons a spirit and a sphinx.

Some demons show up and do a little acid puking on the dwarf and that panther with them. Then, acid cubes pop out of side tunnels, causing a bit of butt-clenching all around.

But the elf finishes off the big moo-man with her bow, acid tingle or not. The dwarf and the witch pound out the rest.

And guess what? They get their hands on the other half of the contract—a picture of a little girl. Apparently, it’s the dwarf’s missing daughter… but not the one he forgot about and then ignored. Another one.

Guess I finally understand why Titties was slobbering over that tooth.

Wonder if I can get the dwarf to sign something so he stops finding new daughters altogether.