| 1 | Kender Spoon of Turning |
| 2-3 | bollik |
| 4-5 | roll of duct tape |
| 6-7 | bird feather |
| 8-9 | battak |
| 10-11 | butterflies |
| 12-13 | 2d6 purple stones |
| 14-15 | 3d8 red stones |
| 16-17 | chapak |
| 18-19 | 1d6 red stones |
| 20-21 | spatula |
| 22-23 | glass eye |
| 23-24 | 1d8 rusty paperclips |
| 24-25 | shapeless lump of metal |
| 26-27 | a bug collection |
| 28-29 | multicolored wine bottle |
| 30-31 | pouchful of achooherb |
| 32-33 | hoopak |
| 34-35 | 1d6 blue stones (+1 hoopak ammo) |
| 36-37 | 3d4 copper pieces |
| 38-39 | Visa card |
| 40-41 | bottle of garlic bread sprinkle |
| 42 | Hitker's Guide to the Galaxy (Copyright 1986 by Douglas Adams) |
| 43-44 | hachak |
| 45-46 | 1d100 multicolored marbles |
| 47-48 | Scooby snack. |
| 49-50 | rolled up newspaper |
| 51-52 | polpak |
| 53-54 | 1d10 feet of string |
| 55-56 | Beginners Set of Dungeons and Dragons |
| 57-58 | sashik |
| 59-60 | 1d12 fire-proof matches |
| 61-62 | Inflatable dart board |
| 63-64 | 1d20 waterproof paper towels |
| 65-66 | chewed up Izzy doll |
| 67-68 | sithak |
| 69-70 | Thing(from The Adams Family) |
| 71-72 | whippik |
| 73-74 | FBI files |
| 75-76 | A copy of Playkender and Treehouse |
| 77-78 | 1d10 feet of rope (frayed) |
| 79-80 | stale crust of bread |
| 81-82 | carousel brass ring |
| 83-84 | rusty pocket knife |
| 85-86 | 1d8 feet of silk cord |
| 87-88 | partridge in a pear tree |
| 89-90 | Infinite Improbablity Drive |
| 91-92 | cooler full of snow balls |
| 93-94 | portable door |
| 95-96 | 2d4 gp |
| 97-98 | pillow |
| 99-100 | dragon scale(brass) |
| 100-101 | skyhook |
| 102-103 | Publisher's Clearing House (R) 10,000,000 steel pieces entry form |
| 104-105 | cat's claw |
| 106-107 | Broken crystal ball |
| 108-110 | bottle of green hair dye |
| 111 | Krazy Glue (tm) |
| 112-113 | bottle of goo |
| 114-115 | bear tooth |
| 116-117 | tweezers from a Swiss Army knife |
| 118-119 | brass cricket box |
| 120-121 | silly putty (tm) |
| 122-123 | jar of 1d12 fireflies (all dead) |
| 124-125 | book of dragon lore |
| 126-127 | fountain pen |
| 128-129 | band-aid |
| 130-132 | used toothpick |
| 133-135 | slinky (tm) |
| 136-138 | jar of 2d10 fireflies (living) |
| 139-141 | tube of toothpaste (empty) |
| 142-144 | yo-yo |
| 145-147 | stick |
| 148-150 | 2 strips of beef jerky |
| 151-153 | 1d12 noisemakers |
| 154-156 | dragon orb |
| 157-159 | whistle |
| 160-162 | 1d6 party hats |
| 163-165 | pair of earplugs |
| 166-168 | jar of black ink |
| 169-171 | 3d100 pieces of confetti (in a box) |
| 172-174 | rubber chicken |
| 175-177 | brown scarf |
| 178-180 | drawing of Uncle Trapspringer |
| 181-183 | Another member of the adventuring party |
| 184-186 | handkerchief (blue) |
| 187-189 | Macintosh apple sticker |
| 190-192 | potion of cure light wounds |
| 193-195 | rodent skeleton |
| 196-198 | purple glass |
| 199-201 | spork |
| 202-204 | gully dwarf |
| 205-207 | dirty tissues |
| 208-210 | ruby (value 45 steel pieces) |
| 211-213 | Kender Fork of Attraction (the opposite of a Spoon of Turning) |
| 214-216 | roll of duct tape |
| 217-219 | handkerchief (white) |
| 220-221 | spool of copper wire |
| 222 | Cauldron of Infinite custard pies |
| 223-225 | Koosh(tm) ball |
| 226-228 | coffeepot |
| 229-231 | brown mouse (dead) |
| 232-234 | Fizban's hat |
| 235-237 | bendy straw |
| 238-240 | chihuahua |
| 241-243 | white mouse (alive) |
| 244-246 | floor tile |
| 247-249 | blood stained arrowhead |
| 250-252 | pillow |
| 253-255 | slingshot |
| 256-258 | Mickey Mouse (tm) ears |
| 259-261 | jar of fleas |
| 262-264 | belt buckle |
| 265-267 | map case (empty) |
| 268-270 | paper |
| 271-273 | left-handed smoke shifter |
| 274-276 | salt shaker |
| 277-279 | Chinese finger trap |
| 280-282 | iron key (magical - will open wizard locks) |
| 283-285 | 1d10 useless maps |
| 286-288 | useful map |
| 289-291 | pumpkin |
| 292-294 | red glass bowl |
| 295-297 | glass jar with powdered minotaur horn |
| 298-300 | gnomish sketch |
| 301-303 | spool (GfH: shark line spools) |
| 304-306 | Half eaten sandwich (Peanut butter and apple jelly) |
| 307-309 | vallenwood leaf |
| 310-312 | hollow metal tube (GfH: modified rifle) |
| 313-315 | Pair of suspenders |
| 316-318 | oak branch |
| 319-321 | one white sequined glove |
| 321-323 | continual light rock |
| 324-326 | pencil |
| 328-330 | one shoelace |
| 331-332 | Dried-up paint brush |
| 333 | healing rock |
| 333-335 | can of day-glow orange paint |
| 336-338 | red crayon |
| 339-341 | blue crayon |
| 342-344 | Tombstone with the word Hoffa written on it |
| 345-347 | dixie cup |
| 348-350 | yellow crayon |
| 351-353 | green crayon |
| 354-356 | bag of beans |
| 357-359 | orange crayon |
| 360-362 | ring of shapeshifting |
| 363-365 | Zippo(tm) lighter |
| 366-368 | chalk |
| 369-371 | bean bag |
| 372-374 | jar holding a blue smoke ring |
| 375-377 | twinkie |
| 378-380 | golden ring (60 steel pieces) |
| 381-383 | 2d4 rocks +3 |
| 384-386 | knife +2 vs. evil |
| 387-389 | magical staff |
| 390-392 | snipe calling whistle |
| 393-395 | belt of gender change |
| 396-398 | dagger |
| 399-401 | wooly mammoth |
| 402-404 | tribble |
| 405-407 | helmet (human sized) |
| 408-410 | extra tip for hoopak |
| 411-413 | tea, with complete bone china set |
| 414-416 | K5 Identicard |
| 417-419 | bola ball (1) |
| 420-422 | Boots of Striding/Leaping or Tripping/Falling |
| 423-425 | lump of shiny white metal |
| 426-428 | pocket knife (blade missing) |
| 429-431 | Puppy of cuteness |
| 432-434 | were-squirrel |
| 435-437 | apple tree |
| 438-440 | deck of cards |
| 441-443 | needlenose pliers |
| 444 | Ring of wish (1) |
| 445-447 | panpipe |
| 448-450 | 286 motherboard |
| 451-453 | 1 dose dust of disappearance |
| 454-456 | 2d6 nails |
| 457-459 | phillips screwdriver |
| 460-462 | Belt of alignment change |
| 463-465 | Linux slackware cd-rom |
| 466-468 | eyeglasses (lens broken) |
| 469-471 | eyeglasses (unbroken) |
| 472-474 | can of Jolt(tm) Cola |
| 475-477 | 1d8 keys |
| 478-480 | The most recent April Fool's issue of Dragon(R) Magazine |
| 481-483 | Gnomeflinger |
| 484-486 | rusted lockpicks (useless) |
| 487-489 | Bottle of Celebration Punch |
| 490-492 | Nightwatch(C) armband |
| 493-495 | Minor spelljamming helm |
| 496-498 | usable lockpicks |
| 499-501 | 6' tall neon outlined metal 'T' |
| 502-504 | Random God/Goddess |
| 505-507 | Crown Royal (C) bag |
| 508-509 | miniature metal dragon |
| 510-512 | betamax video cassette |
| 513-515 | adult dragon statue |
| 516-518 | silver brooch (25 st.p.) |
| 519-521 | wet-nap |
| 522-524 | inflatable beach ball |
| 525-527 | potion of truth |
| 528-530 | Rabbitslayer (DL Adventures p. 99) |
| 531-533 | dragon egg |
| 534-536 | striped towel |
| 537-539 | Minotaur horn (50% chance of pulling out the entire minotaur) |
| 540-542 | frying pan |
| 543-545 | pair of sandals |
| 546-548 | Wile E. Coyote's tiny umbrella |
| 549-551 | calico cat |
| 552-554 | sash (orange) |
| 555 | Universal solvent |
| 556-558 | green sash |
| 559-561 | lollypop |
| 562-564 | purple sash |
| 565-567 | yellow sash |
| 568-570 | sandbag |
| 571-573 | keg of kenderlager |
| 574-576 | skin of ale |
| 577-579 | hair dye |
| 580-582 | crystal dagger |
| 583-585 | attack squirrel |
| 586-587 | bag (1 lb.) of salt |
| 588-590 | 2d4 cans of silly string |
| 591-593 | Knife +3 |
| 594-596 | lobster mallet |
| 597-599 | jar of nutmeg |
| 600-602 | werewolf fur |
| 603-605 | finger cymbols |
| 606-608 | apple |
| 609-611 | 1d10 dustbunnies |
| 612-614 | bag (1/2 cup) of flour |
| 615-617 | roller skates |
| 618-620 | 4d6 carpet fuzzballs |
| 621-623 | water skin |
| 624-626 | couch cushion |
| 627-629 | hallucinatory cigar (GfH: piece of Bob's tail) |
| 630-632 | empty bottle |
| 633-635 | horseshoe |
| 636-638 | bridle |
| 639-641 | 5 gallon ale cask (Roll percentage for amount filled) |
| 642-644 | flight ring |
| 645-647 | hankerchief - black on one side, white on the other (GfH: cloth of enlarge/shrink) |
| 651-655 | bell |
| 648-650 | Leather bound copy of the Prankthology |
| 651-653 | hoopak shaped earrings |
| 654-656 | pair of sandals (heel worn through) |
| 657-659 | book of kender poetry |
| 660-662 | 1 ft. of steel chain |
| 663-665 | Teddy bear of protection +3 |
| 666 | Deck of Many Things |
| 667-669 | candle (unused) |
| 670-672 | candle (half used) |
| 673-675 | pink lawn flamingo |
| 676-678 | torch |
| 679-681 | 1d12 ft. of steel cable |
| 682-684 | 1d8 pieces of butterscotch |
| 685-687 | flint and steel |
| 688-690 | RC (c) Cola (1 can) |
| 691-693 | black lotus (the flower) |
| 694-696 | fishhook |
| 697-699 | Cloak of displacement |
| 700-702 | tea kettle |
| 703-705 | 1d8 ft. fishing line |
| 706-708 | demilich's skull |
| 709-711 | Ring of Animal Friendship |
| 712-714 | blue futon |
| 715-717 | Intelligent (CN) dagger |
| 718-720 | cotton bathrobe |
| 721-723 | iron pot |
| 724-726 | mirror (unbroken) |
| 727-729 | whoopee cushion |
| 730-732 | boomerang |
| 733-735 | mirror (broken) |
| 736-738 | Potion of water breathing |
| 739-741 | flask of lamp oil |
| 742-744 | cantrip scroll |
| 745-747 | vial of perfume |
| 748-750 | painter's smock (dirty) |
| 751-753 | kaleidoscope |
| 754-756 | self-adjusting chainmail shirt |
| 757-759 | pickled herring |
| 760-762 | hair net |
| 763-765 | Ring of Feather falling |
| 766-768 | golden bracelet (50 steel pieces) |
| 769-771 | combat practice droid |
| 772-774 | 2d100 KCCH, Inc. business cards |
| 775-776 | 2d10 Swizzle sticks |
| 777 | Priest's holy symbol |
| 778-780 | 3 chicken eggs |
| 781-783 | 1d4 arrowheads |
| 784-786 | 1 Get out of Jail Free Monopoly(R) card |
| 787-789 | lock (broken) |
| 790-792 | sealing wax |
| 793-795 | Webster's Unabridged English Dictionary (C) |
| 796-798 | sword hilt |
| 799-801 | +3 shot glass/+6 vs. Dwarven Spirits |
| 802-804 | lock of blond hair |
| 805-807 | finger puppet |
| 808-810 | Godiva(R) chocolate bar (Dark w/Raspberry) |
| 811-813 | needle |
| 814-816 | pipe |
| 817-819 | Vorlon encounter suit |
| 819-821 | string of christmas lights (one bulb burned out) |
| 822-824 | bar of soap |
| 825-827 | cloak pin |
| 828-830 | 1d20 fingernail clippings |
| 831-833 | whetstone |
| 834-836 | box of miniatures (labeled Warplier 30,000) |
| 837-839 | socks (with holes) |
| 840-842 | Black book (with addresses) |
| 843-845 | 1d6 stones |
| 846-848 | dried fruit |
| 849-851 | red ribbon |
| 852-854 | parsley |
| 855-857 | sage |
| 858-806 | rosemary |
| 861-863 | thyme |
| 864-866 | whip |
| 867-869 | chicken feather |
| 870-872 | 1d6 darts +2 |
| 873-875 | tarot deck (non-magical) |
| 876-878 | blowgun |
| 879-881 | 1 use of flash powder |
| 882-884 | belt |
| 885-887 | baby squirrel (alive) |
| 888 | Bag of holding |
| 889-891 | 3.5 HD disk |
| 892-894 | crumpled hat |
| 895-897 | a live chicken (GfH: Enough with the chicken!) |
| 898-900 | halter |
| 901-903 | Eyeglass case |
| 904-906 | jar of honey |
| 907-909 | jalape–o (on a steeck) |
| 910-912 | Wand of Wonder |
| 913-915 | 2d8 copper pieces |
| 916-918 | 1d4 platinum pieces |
| 919-921 | 1d4 oak leaves |
| 922-924 | Spam (tm) |
| 925-927 | panpipe (GfH: Pipes of Vendyr) |
| 928-930 | purple chalk |
| 931-933 | flute |
| 934-936 | 1d4 sq. ft. of astroturf |
| 937-939 | scissors |
| 940-942 | bird cage |
| 943-945 | clam shell |
| 946-948 | lantern cover |
| 949-951 | spray paint (d6: 1-black, 2-white, 3-blue, 4-green, 5-flourecent orange, 6-violet) |
| 952-954 | glass bottle |
| 955-957 | mosquito net (GfH: pixie net) |
| 958-960 | piece of parchment |
| 961-963 | scroll of protection from plants |
| 964-966 | 1d6 peppercorns |
| 967-969 | chicken bone |
| 970-972 | bottle of Tobasco (tm) sauce |
| 973-975 | hawk feather |
| 843-845 | 1d6 stones |
| 846-848 | dried fruit |
| 849-851 | red ribbon |
| 852-854 | parsley |
| 855-857 | sage |
| 858-806 | rosemary |
| 861-863 | thyme |
| 864-866 | whip |
| 867-869 | chicken feather |
| 870-872 | 1d6 darts +2 |
| 873-875 | tarot deck (non-magical) |
| 876-878 | blowgun |
| 879-881 | 1 use of flash powder |
| 882-884 | belt |
| 885-887 | baby squirrel (alive) |
| 888 | Bag of holding |
| 889-891 | 3.5 HD disk |
| 892-894 | crumpled hat |
| 895-897 | a live chicken (GfH: Enough with the chicken!) |
| 898-900 | halter |
| 901-903 | Eyeglass case |
| 904-906 | jar of honey |
| 907-909 | jalape–o (on a steeck) |
| 910-912 | Wand of Wonder |
| 913-915 | 2d8 copper pieces |
| 916-918 | 1d4 platinum pieces |
| 919-921 | 1d4 oak leaves |
| 922-924 | Spam (tm) |
| 925-927 | panpipe (GfH: Pipes of Vendyr) |
| 928-930 | purple chalk |
| 931-933 | flute |
| 934-936 | 1d4 sq. ft. of astroturf |
| 937-939 | scissors |
| 940-942 | bird cage |
| 943-945 | clam shell |
| 946-948 | lantern cover |
| 949-951 | spray paint (d6: 1-black, 2-white, 3-blue, 4-green, 5-flourecent orange, 6-violet) |
| 952-954 | glass bottle |
| 955-957 | mosquito net (GfH: pixie net) |
| 958-960 | piece of parchment |
| 961-963 | scroll of protection from plants |
| 964-966 | 1d6 peppercorns |
| 967-969 | chicken bone |
| 970-972 | bottle of Tobasco (tm) sauce |
| 973-975 | hawk feather |
| 976-978 | glass eye |
| 979-981 | flea circus |
| 982-984 | glue |
| 985-987 | inflatable beach ball |
| 988-990 | noble's signet ring |
| 991-993 | ring of protection +1 |
| 994-995 | Scarab of Insanity |
| 996-997 | Pixie sized two handed bastard sword. (Letter opener designed like a sword, +2 vs. paper.) |
| 998-999 | 3d6 +1 arrowheads |
| 1000 | Ring of Invisibility |