A sentient coffee stain operating with all the grace and elegance of a caffeinated squirrel.   Has also been described as:

• the physical manifestation of a lapse in judgement
• actually a stack of four red pandas in jeans and a hoodie, pretending to be a person
• professional kidnapper of potted houseplants (and certain types of orchids)
• proof of God's moral bankruptcy
• the person your mother warned you about
• a sentient disaster zone that developed the skill of perambulation (much to the horror of those present at the time)
• a fluffy, pumpkin spice-flavored affront to god and man alike
• someone that marches to the beat of his own drum, even when that drum sounds like a 30-car pileup on the freeway

  Art Credits   I do all my own art. Profile pic? I drew that. Book covers? I drew those. Profile page banner? Didn't draw that, that's the default art. Once I draw something that's horizontal and will fit within that banner bar, I'll replace the default art.     Statement on Generative AI   You will never see me use generative AI for artistic endeavors, and I will encourage you not to either. In developing the skills you need to draw, to write, to compose and perform music, you grow as a person, and prove your humanity. Art is not something that can be created by typing a few words and pressing a button until you get what you want; it is born of your effort, your time, your struggle, your obsession, and your love. It may not be easy, it may not be quick, and it may not look the way you hoped it would.   But you will have made it, and that is infinitely more important than some machine that eats other people's work, strips it of all the love, effort, time, and skill that was dedicated to it, and shits out a sloppy copy on the other side.